The Great Kermitooo finally found twighsssslight and mordecai's house after talking to someone in a maid dress named UwU Sheeran
The Great kermitooo slammed their fist on the door and when they heard no response they broke down the door
" I'm here to marry Karl " they screamed as they walked through the house that was covered in white sticky stuff
Mordecai and twigsddjlight came bursting out of their bedroom and Kermitooo the Great looked them both in the eyeballs
" if you are going to ask Carl to marry you, then YOU MUsT PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF HIS BEAUTY!!" Said mordecai pulling out a demon sword made with the skulls of those who have died trying to marry Carl Jacobs as twighlsssvsbevuejdbdvdlight transformed into her demon queen form
Little did they know.... Kermitooo was second place in the most beautiful person ever, them only being second because no one in the entire world could ever compare to how beautiful Karl Jacobs was because damn was he hotter than the sun
Mordecai swung his sword, aiming for kermitooo's head but kermitooo was fast and dodged while holding down their helmet so that they could use the beauty of their face last
Twighassbsbshdbdbveulight then shot a beam of pure hell fire at kermitooo but kermitooo used the shield of amazingness to block the attack because they were just that amazing
Kermitooo and mordtwi fought for ten more minutes before The Great Kermitooo finally decided to use their secret move, their beauty
Kermitooo then looked twigshsjvsvlight and mordecai in the eye while they took off their helmet
Mordecai couldn't believe it, kermitooo was more beautiful than his UwU pony boo, he fell to the ground dropping his sword, bowing down to the beauty in front of him
Twighaabdjdlight just stared as she flew down to the ground having tears come from her eyes because kermitooo was just that beautiful then bowing along side her birdy man while she turned back to her regular form
The Great Kermitooo knew that they would win from the beginning as they stared at the ugly peasants that had dared to face their beauty
" now.... Where is The Beautiful Karl Jacobs "
Wait til next chapter to know the answer😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱🤭🤭🤭
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Puisi"Hi twilight-" Gasp "Mordecai it's not what it looks like😥"