UwU cheats on birdy man

Carl stop being beautiful 😤😤😤

A/N: My mother just told I need to cover up more is I don't want to get attention from older men, and I'm not saying she is blaming me for getting raped, but it is kinda ironic she told me that after I told her and my father I was raped

As Carl sat in the tower he looked down and saw at least a hundred people out there wanting to marry him, and he could think of was 'wtf'

When twiecevfirjechegecevevevdvdvcdvdvrcrlight and mordecai woke up they decided that they were going to take a break from protecting carl Jacobs and just go on a double date with sherk and Ed sheeran

We they got there they saw them and ended up having a massive foursome