If we had been naughty, we would hit us all another 600 times. Then at 1:58, mum would say "ok time for bed". Then, we got into our potato sacks, and she would hit us with a shoe 8 times before we went to sleep. On Saturdays, we went down to uncle bob's farm to work. We would have to walk 345 miles to the bus stop, then catch the route 4 bus for 56 stops. We would get on the bus and pay our fare of 3 teddy roses - now a teddy rose it worth the same as a flake of skin. Then, if the ticket inspector came to us, he would hit us all 4 times with his baton. If any of us had lost our ticket, we would hit us all 10 times again and throw us off the bus and we had to walk the rest of the way. When we got to the farm, uncle bob would drive to the gate in his tractor, hit us all 780 times with his crowbar, and tell us to get in his trailer so he could drive us to the farm house. Then, we had to plow the fields with a toothbrush in the blazing summer heat - now, they dont make summers like they used to, so it was about 1345.4 degrees s0encer, or 6u degrees centigrade using your new-fangled metric system. Then, we would have to milk the cows - now, they dont make cows like they used to, so each cow weighed about 459 hog's heads, or 3.2 tonnes in your new-fangled metric system. If you touched a cows udder, it would kick you and you would die, so you had to be really careful when you milkes the cows. Then, when we were done, uncle bob would say "ok kids time for your pocket money" he would give us 9 copper jemimahs - which
