Which are worth about one political promise each - and beat us each 6 times with his tractor before we left. On Sundays, we would meet the Johnson boys and go down to the river - now, they don't make rivers like they used to, so this river was about as wide as the whole of America and as deep as the Marianas trench, and it was fil,Ed with liquid tungsten. We would play by the old oak tree near the river, climbing on it a d building tree houses and such. Now - they dont make trees like they used to, so this tree had a trunk as thick as a city and was tall enough that the branches on the top could scrape the moon. One day, little Jimmy fell from the top of the tree.when he hit the ground, the only bit of his body we could recognize was his left eyeball. We picked up all his bits and rushed him to the doctors surgery. Drjames said "oh jts just a scratch little Jimmy dont worry pop a plastor on jt and you'll be right" and he gave little Jimmy a plastor and a lollipop and he was ok. After wefinished playing by the river, we would go into town and get some candy. Now, back in the day, you could give the shopkeepers e bronze Winslet- which is worth about asmuch as a cigarette butt - and he would give you the entire stock of the store. So we would go and get out candy, and we'd go into the town square and eat it. Now, we didn't have any of your fancy food laws back in the day, so there was all kinds of stuff in our candy. Bleach, rust, bones--you name it. So we would always get a little hyper after candy. One day, when we were hyper, we went up the mr boris's car,the only ly cari the town. And touched
