If I put my dick in your mouth will you shut up?
The only thing smart that came out of your mouth was a penîs.
Did they teach you that in beauty school?
A/N- don't take any of this personally if you are a woman. Some of these are sexist it even womanist. So please don't take them the wrong way. Comment/vote/follow
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Insults for dummies (Funny comebacks and Insults)
HumorA bunch of insults, for dummies. Like you ;) jk. *Completed*