*boy walks up to beautiful girl*
Boy: Do you need a bandaid?
Girl: Why?
Boy: because I think you scraped your knee falling from heaven
Girl: No, I scraped it climbing from the depths of hell.
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Insults for dummies (Funny comebacks and Insults)
HumorA bunch of insults, for dummies. Like you ;) jk. *Completed*