A/N- TRUE STORY!!! Ok this isn't a comeback but it is pretty funny. This happened to me at school today. Major 'references' in this scene. Viewer discretion is advised :3 NAMES ARE CHANGED FOR SAFTEY REASONS!
My locker is right next to a super popular guy named Bob. He is pretty hot but he has a girlfriend who is a year older than us. This morning when I was putting my bag away. The guy under Bob's locker was like, "I'm gonna do my locker."
Bob busted out laughing and so did I. I know, so mature.
So I said, "Where are you going to put it?" Bob laughed and said, "How about these." and he pointed to the small slits at the top of the locker.
"I bet you would fit in there!" And he made his famous hot-guy smirk.
Then I said, "That's about the size of your too, right?"
"No. I need two of those to fit mine."
"Two of the little spots?"
"Two lockers." And I start cracking up cause I didn't believe that.
"You need to locker to hold up your ego." I walked away. We have a nice locker-buddy relationship
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Insults for dummies (Funny comebacks and Insults)
HumorA bunch of insults, for dummies. Like you ;) jk. *Completed*
