❝ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ ❞ 𝕁.𝕁.𝕂. 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤

𝘈 𝐿𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝘌𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨

Sukuna x Reader/A little bit of ItaFushi

JJK OG AU!

⚠️SWEARING⚠️

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"..."

"So... Wait a minute you're telling me you have a cursed spirit inside you?! Which also happens to be the most powerful curse in the world?!" Y/n had asked her best friend, absolutely mind-blown. The boy in question simply nodded his head with an awkward smile on his face.

Y/n gaped at him, for what seemed like hours, when in reality it had only been a minute or so. Itadori had gulped, knowing fully well what was about to happen here.

"Bring that little bitch out, I wanna have a nice chat with him." She said, gritting her teeth in the process. Itadori gulped "Y/n... I was the one that ate the finger remember? Don't kill him, yeah?" He said and asked. 

She only smiled in response, though Itadori already knew how painfully fake it was. 

That is... Until he had an idea! "Y/n! You can't hurt him, okay? Otherwise you'll be hurting me!" He said, which seemed to have calmed Y/n's anger a tad bit. 

"Don't worry Yuuji, I'll just verbally abu- I mean talk to him." She said, still having her creepy yet kind smile.

Itadori nodded, very unsure about what was to happen. He sighed and then said "Right... Thing is, he can hear everything you're saying. And he can also communicate through-" 

"Brat. This is your best friend? She seems weak." Sukuna had intersected. A mouth and an eye forming on Itadori's cheek as he spoke.

"Really? I seem weak? Says the guy living and feeding off another person's body." She said, rolling her eyes and folding her arms into her armpits.

"I'm not in the mood to deal with stupid mortals, shut up." Sukuna responded back, unable to find any other suitable response. 

Y/n grimaced in response, "Who pissed in your cereal?" Then pausing as she realises something, "Wait... About that, do you even know what cereal is?"

Sukuna widened his tiny little eye, and growled, "Of course I do you idiot! It's basically soup but with chunks in it!" 

Y/n gasped, her hands clutched to her face in an attempt of pure shock. "Soup?! How dare you!! Cereal isn't soup you crazy motherfucker!"

Itadori sighed again, "Oh god, this is going to be bad." He murmured. Silently thinking to himself while the other two continued to bicker about if cereal was soup, until he realised he could hear Sukuna in his thoughts. He sighed again, for the umpteenth time.

'God, my poor ears and mind. Only Fushiguro can save me now.' 

And while poor Itadori was thinking about how he could shut them up, Y/n and Sukuna had suddenly agreed to make amends. 

After all, they had quite the embarrassing moment. 

While both of them were bickering, Itadori became mentally exhausted. Sukuna took the opportunity to take control over Itadori's body, -not to escape or anything-, but to continue bickering with Y/n.

Both of them went closer and closer to each other in the midst of all their bickering until both were an inch away from each other. Their breaths could be felt on the each other's face. 

Until suddenly Itadori had taken control, and then, quite stupidly, moved his head forward by mistake. Then he went back while Sukuna regained control again.

And voilà, they were kissing. 

Both of them were incredibly embarrassed and decided to just quickly make amends and be done with it.

[A.N. - this usually happens to Itadori right after he takes control of his body from Sukuna, he gets a bit dizzy.]

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✩BONUS✩

Right after the embarrassing incident between Y/n and Sukuna, Itadori had collapsed out of fatigue and Fushiguro found him.

Fushiguro: Oi! Itadori! Are you okay?? 

Itadori: Fu...Shi...Guro... (Fushiguro)

Fushiguro: Dont die on me!

Itadori: I- Im- so...rry... (I'm sorry)

Fushiguro: Nooo!!!

Itadori: I- I- I- ate y- y- your gin...ger... fla- flav...oured... su...shi... (I ate your ginger flavoured sushi.)

Fushiguro *lifts Itadori off his lap and drops him on the floor with an annoyed face* : I hope you go to hell.

Itadori: *dies*

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End :)

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