❝ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ ❞ 𝕁.𝕁.𝕂. 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤

𝘐 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘰 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁^𝙘𝙠 𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘵.

Gojo x Reader

JJK OG AU!

[thank you for 200 reads! Wtf-]

⚠️SWEARING (is this even a TW anymore- I have it in all my chs-)⚠️

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"Satoru!" Screamed a h/c-nette, her face somewhat red with anger and embarrassment, as she paced down the halls of Jujutsu High searching for her husband.

She had been continuously screaming his name, while also asking other people, none knowing where he was. Everyone responding with a 'sorry' or a bow of their head.

Y/n sighed, now even more angry than before. She blew the strands of hair from her face and huffed. Why did her husband have to be so irritating and sly, and stupid, and dumb. Ah, but he was also sweet and funny and... Oh come on! She could really never be too angry at him.

She knew he was the world's strongest shaman/sorcerer. He would obviously be busy. Saving the world from curses, alongside everybody else of course- could be tiring.

She realised she shouldn't force him to do too much once he reaches home, she was supposed to let him rest. So that he could go save the world the next day... And the day after that, and so on.

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Gojo sighed as he fought sixteen other curses, all of which, were Grade 1, which for him was like taking a walk in a park, 'too easy.' Every time one of the curses got near enough to hit him, he sliced them and killed the curse, simultaneously dodging the others. Not letting any of them get close to him, not that it mattered. 

Gojo sighed yet again, he was continuously getting a weird shiver down his spine, he knew he did something stupid and y/n was about to give him an earful. *Slice* What was he supposed to do? He loved you, obviously, and even though he was the world's strongest, he couldn't possibly face your wrath. *Slice* So, what could he do to make your mood better? *Slice* He thought silently, finally killing the last curse.

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Y/n closed her eyes as she sat under the tree, resting her arms on her stomach, and intertwining them together. Her eyes were slowly drooping and her body was slowly going into rest mode, that is, until she was woken up by none other than her husband.

"Wifey-chan, wake up!~" He said in a sing-song. Y/n grimaced, opening one eye to look at him. Staring at him from head to toe, she stopped at his hand, "What's in your hand?" She asked, finally opening both her eyes as she peered at the bag curiously.

Gojo chuckled "It's some sweets from Shibuya, an old lady gave it to me and said terror was about to reign. I just smiled, considering she didn't know who I was." He said.

Y/n smiled while shaking her head "What sweet did you get?" She asked, he smiled back, "I got some... drumroll please!-" He said, looking at y/n expectantly, y/n sighed, drumming her hands on her lap, as he nodded his head in approval. "-Waffle cones with chocolate!!" He ended.

Y/n looked at him, raising an eyebrow "And....?" She asked edging him on. He sweat-dropped "And... Oh! One sec, I must've forgotten it!" He said, smoothly pretending he forgot something.

He quickly warped into an alleyway and then stepped in front of the ramen shop, buying two bowls of miso ramen and then warping back in front of her.

"And, miso ramen!" He exclaimed with a smile. She grimaced, "I meant a hug but this is just as nice." she said, shrugging her arms.

Gojo's smile instantly dropped, his lips twitched once before he sighed. "I'm sorry I forgot y/n..." He said, his mood instantly dropping as well as his head.

Y/n smiled "You could always give a hug right now you know?" She said, rolling her eyes at his antics. Gojo raised his head faster than lightning, "Can I?!" He asked repeatedly.

Y/n giggled, her face turning into a malicious but sweet smile.

"No." She said viciously. 

Gojo froze, turning paper white. Slowly dropping onto the floor, his breath taken away by the surprising answer. 

She smiled sweetly, "I'm a bit hungry anyways, thanks for the food!" She said, her voice going back to normal.

Gojo groaned putting one hand on his forehead, while the other on his heart, "How could you y/n?!" He asked, extremely dramatic.

Y/n rolled her eyes "You got me pregnant, I think I can do whatever the fuck I want." She said.

"..."

*Gojo.exe is processing your response...*

"WAIT WHAT?!-"

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✩BONUS✩

REACTIONS TO THE PREGNANCY:-

Fushiguro - Congrats y/n-sensei, good luck.

Itadori - CAN I BE THE GODFATHER!!

Nobara - If its a girl name her Nobaki, a guy then Makibara.

Yaga - Congrats, you can take a maternity leave okay? [y/n - I was going to anyways.]

Shoko - So I'm gonna be the one to help you deliver the baby?

Geto - ... Another monkey or another blessing. Just great.

Junpei - *Sorry he's dead-* [YALL IM SORRY-]

Nanami - Oh congratulations y/n-san, I apologise in advance if Gojo ditches you. I'll take care of you if he leaves you.

Maki - I still don't get how someone as cool as you is married to a loser like him. Oh yeah- Congrats sensei, I'm sure your baby will be as cool as you.

Inumaki - Salmon! Fish Flakes! Kelp! Kelp! (congrats y/n-sensei! Hope you have a good pregnancy!!)

Panda - Good luck sensei! I'll always give you panda hugs if you need any!

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End lmao-

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