❝ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ ❞ 𝕁.𝕁.𝕂. 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤

𝘛𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃 & 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 <3

Itadori x Reader

JJK OG AU!

⚠️SWEARING (yay!), ONE SCENE W/MANGA SPOILER⚠️

Im marking the bit with the manga spoiler with this emoji - 👑

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L/n Y/n, one of the greatest shamans known to mankind, after Gojo of course. Her name struck fear in the hearts of curses, as well as shamans.

She was known to be the strictest, most goriest, and most craziest shaman alive. 

So, how the hell is she here?

Dancing and laughing with a boy younger than her at that! 

Let's see, shall we?-

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"You three are such idiots. Don't you guys know what teamwork is?! How do you expect to defeat me by yourselves?" Scolded a h/c-nette. Her eyebrows furrowed, as her voice got louder and louder.

"Next time I see you three, you guys should at least land a hit on me! You hear me?!" She continued.

The three first years bowed their heads as they hurriedly nodded, hoping to be able to run away as soon as possible.

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They were there for an hour.

"-... If  you little rascals do anything that reckless again, I'll kick you all the way to the moon." She finally ended. 

Itadori frowned, he couldn't help it, he had to say something and he did, well more like mumbled, "I'd rather be on the moon, than over here with you." He mumbled.

Fushiguro and Nobara gasped, their heads whipping towards Itadori at lightning speed. 'You idiot! Whats wrong with you?! ' They thought simultaneously. 

Itadori widened his eyes, his mind finally registering what he said. "WAIT! I'M SO-"

"Excuse me?" Y/n spoke with venom, her gaze dark as she raised her fist. 

Itadori winced, closing his eyes, ready to feel the pain of her unforgivable fist.

Which never came...? 

"Eh?" Itadori said. 

Y/n smirked, "Since you'd rather be on the moon than with me, I'll punish you by having you stay over with me for the night." She said, clearly not thinking through what she had just said.

"HUH?!" All three of them said, well more like hollered. 

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Itadori sighed, he was stuffing extra clothes in his bag, as well as his sanitary items. 

He was still in shock about y/n's offer. 

While packing an extra hoodie just in case, Itadori realised the amount of cliche moments that had happened between them, which would usually happen in a romance anime, or maybe even a fan-fiction! 

He chuckled.

He liked y/n, she was after all, only eighteen years old while he was sixteen. 

Though they had a two year difference, Itadori couldn't help but smile when she smiled, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed whenever she looked him in the eye. 

"Ugh, disgusting, I don't want sappy shit going around in your mind." Spoke the cursed spirit, from an eye and mouth residing on Itadori's cheek.

Itadori sighed, "Shut up Sukuna, you're just jealous Fushiguro doesn't like you." He said while grinning in a mean manner and looking down at the eye and mouth on his cheek.