The Things We Do

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After awhile we retreated back into the living room and moved things around and made beds on the floor and the couches we had in there. I looked at my brother "You know I acutally owe you one" He looks at me "You do? why?" I smiled "back we had just turned twelve I had gotten my first period and was freaking out and crying and you come into the bathroom to see what was wrong then you realize what it was, you didn't freak out, you just went and got mum for me and you did as she asked by going and getting me a clean pair of panties and pants, you were an awesome brother that day...well your always an awesome brother" Draco smiles "I remembered when mum and dad gave us the talk and mum mentioned that happening, I knew you weren't dying, you became a woman that day....and yes you saved my ass to by going and get dad for me when my hormones started up" I laughed "Oh Arecus yes I remember that... I threw my hoodie over your lap and ran and got dad...I knew it was natural and that you were growing up...i think that's when mum and dad realized we were both growing up" Mick had settled down with me on the one couch "Yeah...I was real thankful for Bede being around the day that happened to me..he told me it just meant I was growing up, that I was becoming a man and it was nothing to fret about" Kai pointed at Zeke "Doofus here freaked out when he got his first erection and I was trying to calm him down but he wouldn't listen to me and I ended up going and getting our dad to calm him down." Zeke blushed "heh..I was a dumb kid" Mick looked at him "No you weren't a dumb kid, changes to you body started happening and it freaked you out...I had a few freak outs where dad or Bede had to calm me down though the funniest was dad was helping me with a monster zit on my face...he goes to me before you even bring that up yes you are supposed to grow hair down there. I stood there and actually laughed as he told me Aunt Marnie had asked him the same question when she started puberty" Bryan laughed "yeah did that as well" Kyra looked at him "At least you didn't have to understand why your boobs were getting bigger" Raya laughed "Oh Arceus yes...dad had a face as red as an applin the day he realized I needed a training bra, I believe Morganna's mum came to the resuce that day as she brought Morganna over for a vist while her dad took Draco to the dentist because the dipstick broke a tooth" Draco blushed "It was an accident..I learned not to stick the whole cherry into my mouth after that" Kai settled himself down with Raya "Any one else call thier mum's bra a double barrel slingshot?" I pointed at my brother "He did...Mick called it an over the shoulder boulder holder and yeah his mum smacked him and told him to call it by its proper name" Mick looked at me "That was dad's fault as that's what he called it, Uncle Bede thought it was funny until Aunt Marnie smacked him for it" Zeke burst into laughter "I just remembered something...the first time Kai got hit the nuts...he didn't call them nuts or balls...he called them man marbles" I laughed "Draco did something simular and dad told him that they were not the size of marbles while Mum and just sat there laughing" Kai laughed "I have no idea where I heard that...we had no problem saying the names of other body parts" I nodded and said Draco and I had no problems either, Mick said he got into trouble for not calling it a penis he called it a dick but his dad said they are the samething unless your name is Richard which earned him smack upside the head. I laughed "I remember dad getting himself yelled at as mum was trying to get me and Draco to properly refer to the female parts as a vagina...dad said every other word under the sun" Draco laughed "Yeah so mum got even by saying all the slang words for Penis when he was trying to teach us to use that word" Bryan was laying against Draco "I got myself into trouble by not saying breasts..I'd say boobs or boobies...then my one dad also revealed that they can be called tits...lets just say he got a good smack for that" Kyra laughed "My one dad did that as well and the other one called him a boob showing me it can also be used an insult" Raya was hiding the fact she was laughing then she looked up at us "Dad got into major trouble for saying the word cocksucker in front me and I asked what the heck that was and mum just stood there and goes to him well do you care to explain that one to your daughter?" We all burst into laughter at that one. Kai looked at her "I bet his face was as red as an Applin after that" She laughs "it was and yes I know what it means now that I'm older" she then whispers something ino Kai's ear that makes him blush. Mick looked at Raya "That reminds me of both my dad and Uncle Bede getting into so much trouble for swearing in front of me when I was little, mum had to have a little talk with them when i repeated the word mother fucker, Aunt Marnie didn't want to stick the soap in my mouth she wanted to shove it both of thier mouthes" Draco laughs "I got it for repeating the word shit and Morganna got it for repeating the word fucker though in the end dad was the one that got beat on for swearing in front of us" I laughed "Yeah and I also remember when we were visiting Bryan he got into trouble for saying Asshole to someone and when it was found that he learned that from dad Derek, Saturn went and ripped him a new one about watching his mouth in front of the kids" Bryan laughed "Yeah I remember that one, he never did that again" Kyra laughed "For me it was the word Bitch...and uh yeah..my one dad went and beat the other one for saying that word in front of me" I looked at her "To your one dad's defense bitch also referes to a female Yamper...unless you mean it as an insult like we did when we yelled it at those demons and monsters we had to fight and also Xaiver was called a son of a bitch quite a few times" Mick laughed "Oh Arceus, anyone remember Gordie getting yelled at for saying the word bastard in front of us when he was watching and the video game he was playing wasn't going his way" Draco laughed "I remember that because I told Morganna not to repeat that...and oh boy when Melony heard that did she let him have it" I laughed "Yes I remember that and I remember taking the controller from him and beating the boss that kept beating him..if the idiot would of equiped the right armor and weapon he wouldn't have had such a hard time with it" Draco then got up and went into his room then came back and set up a game system for us "Let's play a game..without swearing....if we can" I looked at him "I don't think that's possible...as the one time i heard you playing and you lost...you called the boss and I quote you on this one..a motherfucking cocksucking tittie sucking son of a bitch" Draco's face went red "er...shouldn't have pissed me off" Mick lost it laughing as did Xander "that is the perfect name for my brother" Miku was laughing as well "I actually did call him a motherfucking cocksucker" Bryan laughed "And your mum and dad said nothing to you about that?" I laughed "Dad didn't as he was like why did I never think of that phrase but mum was like Draco! watch your mouth" I went to adjust myself and accidently hit Mick in the nuts making him curl up and yell in pain, I was quick to appologize and the booger told me it was ok I could make it better by giving him another blow job, he got smacked with a pillow instead. We decided to play a racing came as multiple people can play it, the one race was Draco and Mick shooting eachother with stuff or sending eachother flying off the track by playing bumper cars. Bryan looked me "Still got that party game..i think these nutters would be better of beating eachother in the mini games" I nod 'Yeah we do, mum and dad play it with us at times and it gets pretty funny" I got up and went and got it then found the memory card that had the data for it on it, I went back to them "Here it is" Zeke snatched Xander's phone "Do you mind...that's my ass" I lost it laughing "an ass pic is better then a dick pick" Xander took his phone back and Zeke covered himself "Don't even think about it" I seen Mick doing something but I didn't think anything of it as I gave the game and memory card to Draco and told him to set it up. My phone went off and I checked it and blushed "MICK!" I smacked him with my pillow. He was laughing "Hey you gave me the idea" Apparently Bryan did the samething to my brother as he got smacked with a pillow as well. I facepalmed "What have I started?" Mick set up his tablet "Let's record the party game...without any nudity or pornographic pictures floating around" I had gone to the bathroom and sent Mick something but he was setting up his tablet to make the game play video. I came back from the bathroom and sat beside Mick as he checked his phone his face went red "Morganna!" I looked at him "Hey you asked for it" I think Draco caught on as he exscused himself to go to the bathroom and made sure Bryan did not see him stick his phone into the pocket of his pants. A few minuets later Draco came back and took his seat next to Bryan on the floor and got the game going and then got smacked with a pillow. He looked at Bryan "Remember you started it" Kai wasn't paying attention to Raya at the moment as he was trying to beat Mick and my brother at Mini game, I did see Raya heading for the bathroom but I didn't think nothing of it. Kai did beat them at the game with my help since it was a two player vs two player and I was Kai's team. His phone went off and he said it would have to wait until he took his turn as he did that Raya came back and sat down. After he took his turn her checked his phone and got a shock "uh..Raya..." She laughed "Hey I saw a naked picture of you and before you ask yes my boobs are natural, I don't have implants" Mick laughed "And the boob confession is on video" Draco looked at me "Remember you started it with your remark" I laughed "yeah I know" Mick picked his tablet up and aimed it at Draco "Care to make a dick confession" My brother told him to get the tablet out of his face before he shoved it where the sun doesn't shine which made all of us burst into a fit of laughter. I got up to move and got my foot caught and went down twisting my knee and yelled out in pain. Draco jumped up and untangled my foot and with Mick's help got me off the floor. Once they had me on the couch Draco ran into the kitchen to get an ice pack for me. Mick checked my knee out "Erm..wow it's really starting to swell" Draco came back and placed the ice pack on my knee for me. He checked my knee a few minuets later and it was black,blue and purple "Uh...want to go and get mum and dad?" I nodded then told Mick where dad had the asprin and asked him to go get me two anad some water and he got up and went to get it for me. Mick came back and gave me the asprin and a glass of water to swallow them with. Draco came out followed by mum, she hurried over "Oh Arecus what happened?" I looked at mum "It was an accident, I went to get up to move and my foot got caught in the blanket and I fell twisting my knee" She took a look at it "I think we need to take you to the hospital" she then looks at Draco "Can you please go get your father's ass out of bed, I don't care if you have a pokemon bite him in the ass or you dump a bucket of water on him, just get him up" Draco laughs and gets up and goes to get dad's ass out of bed. Draco came running out laughing his ass off making Mick look at him "What did you do?" He looks at Mick "he was being stubborn so I had my Flgyon bite him in the ass and Morganna's Dragonite dumped water on his head, he's getting dressed and will be out in a few minuets" I laughed "My Dragonite knows I'm hurt and wanted him to move his ass to help me" Draco went into my room and got me a pair of my slip on shoes and help put them on me, Dad came out and wanted to know where my Dragonite got a watering can and mum laughed and said she had one in the bedroom as she has plants in there that need to be watered. Draco told Mick to go with me and he'd stay here with the others. I wasn't there long as I twisted my knee but did no damange though to protect it they put a brace on me and told me to take it off when I took a shower other then that I could do what I was doing before and the doctor also said I could take it off to sleep in.

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