choni / riverdale text messages

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GROUPCHAT

cheryl - WHER IS MY SMAL GIRKFRIEND

veronica - i tfink wit fangs

toni - god you're both drunk. actually, ALL of you are drunk

cheryl - SMAL GIRLFSIEND FOUND. HELOO SMALL GIRKFRIEND

toni - i am not small, cheryl. you're just bigfoot.

kevin - hEY that was meen

fangs - someone explain to me why cheryl just ran away with a bottle of wine

kevin - toni was mad about how more than just the inner circle showed up and so she called her bigfoot.

toni - istg you were so drunk about a minute ago

kevin - i take choni very seriously, it shouldn't be discussed in such an impolite manner. NOW GOE FINDD YOUR BAEEEE

toni - oh shit, yes okay okay

MORNING AFTER PARTY

veronica - god , so we've all got killer headaches

toni - not me

kevin - yes.

archie - yes.

betty - yep.

jughead - nope.

fangs - when the hell did you get here jug

jughead - i've been here the whole time

fangs - no you haven't

jughead - yes i have

sweet pea - no you haven't

fangs - GOD , where'd you come from.

sweet pea - i've been here the whole time

jughead - no you haven't

sweet pea - yes i ha-

cheryl - WOUKD YOU ALL SHUT UP. I AM TRYING TO SLEEP

sweet pea - did she just-

toni - don't question it.

sweet pea - HOW DID YOU-

toni - what ? how did i do what

sweet pea - STOP CUTTING ME O-

toni - i'm not cutting you off

sweet pea - YEA YOU AR-

toni - ohh okay maybe im cutting you off. my bad hehe

cheryl - antoinette topaz. if you don't put that godamn phone down right now and get back into bed, i will throw it out of the window.

toni - my full name, really cheryl.

kevin - she means business toni.

cheryl - cuddles business.

toni - lucky for you, im the ceo. coming now :)

cheryl - thank you.

a-boom.