𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙏 - Iguro Obanai x M!Reader

4

Sitting down on the chair infront of Iguro, Giyuu raised a brow, seeing Iguro's daydreaming eyes.

"What's wrong with him?" Sanemi asked.

"I dunno." Giyuu responds, waving a hand infront of Iguro's dazed eyes.

"I think I just found the new love of my life." Obanai said in a whisper, still dazed.

"Who?" Giyuu asked, pinching his nose, making him snap back to reality.

"Huh?"

"Who's the new love of your life?" Sanemi asks.

"oh... Oh. OH!!! I said it out loud?!" Obanai panicked.

"Yeah. You did." Giyuu sweatdropped.

"About that, you would not BELIEVE what I experienced earlier before going to class!!" Iguro exclaimed.

"Spill." Sanemi grins.

"I just bumped into the most perfect man alive." The ravenette continues, positive grunting.

"He's definitely stunning, masculine face, e/c eyes, the most perfect lips, and very pretty h/c hair. And he was TALL. Like, around 185cm or above. He's buff, but not too much, but enough to have BIG muscles and obvious abs. He had a deep voice too, and he smells GOOD. AAAAA-- aaaaahhh!!" Obanai melts in his seat, his cheeks flushed.

"Did you get his number?" Giyuu asked, interested.

"I-- Holy shit I forgot to ask his number!!" He exclaims. "But I did get his name though." He adds.

"What??" They asked.

"L/N." Obanai smiles a bit, remembering the man's very attractive features.

"L/N? Who the fuck?" Sanemi asked.

"I dunno... I dont really care though... Atleast I got his name. And he knows mine too." Obanai smiles inside his black surgical mask.

"Reminds me of high school when I first met Giyuu, pfft--" Sanemi snorts.

"Atleast you got him as your boyfriend now." Obanai rolls his eyes.

"Dunno, Obanai. You might end up with him too or something." Giyuu shrugs.

"Yeah." Sanemi agrees.

Obanai rolls his eyes. "Maybe , maybe not. I mean, that man is attractive as hell, I dont think I have a chance." He deflated, sighing.

"Don't say that! Y'know our underclassmen from highschool? They're literally married and fucking engaged right now. And it all started with bumping with each other!" Sanemi exclaims.

"Are you talking about Akaza and his boyfriend from Kimetsu Academy? If yes, then sure. I know them. Im close with the both of them." Obanai said.

"Well, lucky." Giyuu hums.

"But still, I dont think I have a chance with him- wait what the fuck?!" Obanai freaks out, seeing an albino snake creep up on him, wrapping itself in his neck.

"WHAT THE FUCK-"

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"I think it likes you." Giyuu stifles a laugh, seeing Obanai stiff and steady as the snake rubs it's head on his cheek.

"... Help." Obanai squeaks out.

"Hell no." Sanemi snorts, taking pictures.

"Oh look, it's a name tag! Uhmm how do you read this? Kaburu- Kabumura-- Ka Bu Ra Ma Ru. There. The snake's name is Kaburamaru!" Giyuu smiles in victory.

Kaburamaru lets out a hiss of agreement.

"Well then, why are you here?" Obanai stiffly moves.

Kaburamaru slides to his desk, taking a pen and wrapping it up with his tail.

Then began to write.

"What the fuck-" Obanai watched in amazement.

"I had been ordered by my master to protect you." The paper said.

"Master? Who?" Sanemi asked.

"Not allowed to say his name."

"Oh..."

"You do not need to be wary of me, for I do not bite. I will protect you as my temporary owner and also lend you my eyesight."

"... Thank you Kaburamaru. I'd like that very much." Obanai said, smiling.

"I might cry, that snake is more respectful and formal than me infront of my dead parents." Giyuu said, petting Kaburamaru's head.

"I cant with you." Sanemi sighs in defeat.

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"Did Kaburamaru got him?" Y/N asks one of the teachers, who was secretly a spy in the school, who was fortunately Obanai's homeroom teacher.

"Yes boss. The snake's with him at the moment." The teacher said, discreetly talking to Y/N in the earpiece she was wearing.

"Good." The h/c haired male hums, and handing Uzui the earpiece back.

"Tokito has the information, shall we go home?" Uzui informs, looking at the male.

"We still have two hours before Murata comes back. I want to go have a little stroll around here." The mafia said, adjusting his sleeves.

"Understood." Uzui said.

"Let's go." Y/N stated.

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"Excuse me sir, who are you?" One of the teachers kindly asked you, noticing you and Uzui wondering around the halls.

"Oh, we are visitors checking on the school." Y/N bluntly said.

The teacher seemed surprised, she didn't know there were school visitors.

She turns to the class she was handling at the moment, showing them a stern expression.

"Second years, kindly greet our visitors." She instructed, showing them a scary smile that said 'Fuck this up and you'll say bye bye to your good grades'.

"Welcome to Yaiba University!!" The second years greeted, afraid of the consequences.

Then stayed quiet.

"Hello." Y/N said, bowing politely.

"What are your thoughts on our school?" The teacher asked.

"The gyms are very dirty, the lockers need cleaning too, the vandalism is unpleasant. But overall, it's great. Though you guys could do more work on the students' behaviors. I had a student throw a paper ball to my head in the architecture department." Y/N said in a low voice so the students wont hear, only informing the teacher.

"Tell Ubuyashiki-sama that he should hire more teachers." The h/c haired male adds.

"Oh... I'll have our faculty know about this. Thank you for your honesty." She smiles, bowing in respect.

Uzui and Y/N bows to, to show formality and politeness.

"We'll be off now, enjoy teaching!" Uzui smiles at her, then walked off with you.

"Giyuu... That guy was the one I was talking about." Obanai said from his seat, turning back to look at Giyuu and Sanemi.

"Giyuu?!?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY POINT NOW?!?!" Obanai whisper-yelled, aggressively shaking Giyuu's arm.

"Holy Lord, that man gives off Dilf energy." Sanemi whistles.

"Do you think that man has a child?" Giyuu asked his boyfriend.

"Dunno. But the possibilities are endless." The white haired male shrugs.

"I'm gonna go feral." Obanai huffs, trying to keep calm.

"Hear me out. That man can ruin my life any time he wants. Y'know, RUIN my life, ruin me- I mean-!"

"Simp."

"Shut the fuck up Sanemi, you have no room to talk."

"Touché."