I was at Ellen's show today. I was backstage since we were going to play a game.
The Ellen Show
Ellen: so we're back and I'd like to play burning questions but I need someone to play with. Luckily we always have celebrities wandering around backstage. Please welcome my friend Justin Bieber.
Cheering crowd
Justin: hey! What are we doing? I don't know what we're doing
E: they're so excited Justin. They don't care what you say. They don't care about this game. They just wanna look at you.
J: what are we doing?
E: it's so fun. alright see this ridiculous buttons?
J: yep
E: they're here for no reason. But when I ask you a question, you answer the question and then for no reason at all you just hit that.
J: okay
E: it doesn't mean a thing, you don't get a point you don't win anything
J: you just press it
E: you just press it just for no reason
J: okay
E: here's the first question. You just turned 24, Happy Birthday!
J: thank you!
Cheering crowd
E: so you just turned 24, what's the best gift that you got?
J: I think um, my girlfriend did up my house really nicely and she had a movie playing. It's like this really romantic night. It's not a big deal. I mean, it was pretty cool.
E: that's a...the button
J: yep
E: that's very cool. What do you mean she did up your house? Like with balloons and stuff?
J: she basically got a serious wedding planner type style thing and like did it all in candles there was this gorgeous like the bachelor almost
E: alright. You recently had a mustache, will it return?
J: I hope so eventually. But right now I'm going to keep it clean. Because Nicole, she's not really liking it.
E: she didn't like it?
J: she didn't like it
E: I knew it wasn't lasting long
J: she didn't like it, no
E: what body part are you most proud of?
J: I'm most proud of... I can say I've got a nice butt.
E: yep you do
J: got a good butt. I played hockey my whole life so it's called the hockey butt. You know what I mean? I got a nice little hockey butt. Don't look okay it's my girlfriend's. Okay? Don't look. Just take it from me.
E: Nicole Reynolds smells like?
J: she smells like Ariana Grande's perfume. She smells good. It's a good smell. It's flower and like fruity. It's good.
E: alright. I annoy Nicole when I ...
J: constantly singing around the house. She likes it but then it gets to a point when I think. I don't know. I don't know what. I feel like she loves me regardless of anything I do. But I don't know
E: singing around the house is not annoying Justin. People pay for that.
J: yeah... maybe not
E: what is Nicole's pet name for you?
J: Um well she calls me a bunch of weird things. She calls me Goo goo which is kind of weird. But I like it.
E: I like goo goo
J: goo goo
E: my little goo goo
J: it's weird but I like it
E: do you call her goo goo as well?
J: I do, she's got me wrapped around her finger pretty much
E: so you say goo goo when she says goo goo?
J: yeah I say... we're both each other's goo goos
E: aw it's cute. Three things you must do each day
J: I must play instruments, dance and make music
E: how many kids would you have?
J: uh I think it's up to Nicole because it's her body
E: good answer
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