CRINGE WARNING LMAO
On one sunny afternoon, a certain political figure was craving a small snack. Something crisp, fresh, but also tangy and sour. And with a quick glance at the fridge, Trump finally made up his mind on what he would munch on for the time being: Pickles.
With a determined stride and a grumbling stomach, he opens the fridge and thoroughly searches its contents for his main target.
"Aha!" The spray-tanned man exclaims in small triumph, holding the pickle jar as if it were a sacred or ancient artifact of sorts.
He opens the pickle jar with a satisfying 'pop' sound, ready to dig his teeth into the fermented snack. He carefully slips his hand inside the container, the brine sloshing slightly at the intrusion of Trump's hand.
He looks for the crispiest and biggest looking pickle, eventually finding a decent candidate to sink his teeth on. But, there was only one problem: His hand was stuck. No matter how hard he tried, or with how much might he pulled. Neither his hand or the jar would manage to budge.
Noticing his alpha bro bf Joe entering the kitchen, he calls out for help. "Biden-chan please help, my hand's stuck in the pickle jar!!" said Trump-chan with pleading eyes.
"Alright Trumpy-kun ,just give me sec."said Biden, completely ignoring his discord kittens request, distracted by Trumps fat, juicy, spray tanned ass.
then they frick-frack and trump never got his crusty dusty musty and greasy ass hand out of the pickle jar lmao
a/n:YALL I WAS BORED SO I WROTE THIS IM SORRY ITS A JOKE-
YOU ARE READING
Donald trump x joe biden oneshots 😰😰
Randomi was bored so i just write this in sorry- also i kinda wanna test my writing skills so um yea
