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Alexi
11:23 AM
Alexi
Russ!!!!
Bi panicc bi panicc bi panicc!!!!!
Russ
Ano na namang nangyayari sa'yo?
Alexi
Well.. I just hade a date with THE Javianne Priyanka Vasylchenko!
Russ
And?
Alexi
Tanga!
Nagdate nga kami!
Russ
What's so special about it, Ate?
Alexi
Napakaslow mong hinayupak ka
Russ
Bakit parang kasalanan ko pa?
Alexi
😒
Vika is literally the prettiest girl in the universe
She's 30 but she still looks young
I think I'm crushing over her, brother
