Love Language (F)

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This is like a text story but there will be plot in between and I don't know if it'll be smutty so for now i wont include whose top or bottom but you never know in the future so stay tuned i hope you guys enjoy and i purple you💜

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Tannies_Slave🥴: jimin man we need to talk and you already know what im about to say

Tannies_Slave🥴: I mean we talked about me confessing my feelings to namjoon hyung but how can i do that when he's way out of my league

Tannies_Slave🥴: like i really want him to choke me with his big manly biceps until i explode

Tannies_Slave🥴: I wrote a letter to santa asking him if that could be my present this year i hope he reads it too🥺

Tannies_Slaves🥴: because if he doesn't the elves and mrs klaus are gonna get sharpened candy canes and not in their stockings if you know what i mean

Tannies_Slave🥴: hello you micro bastard?

Tannies_Slave🥴: text meeeee backkkk

Tannies_Slave🥴: DONT MAKE ME GET MISTER DILDO!



Unknown: i have three important questions

Unknown: why are you even up at this ungodly hour?

Unknown: how do you know jimin and how did you get my number?

Unknown: most importantly who the hell is mister dildo??!!?


Tannies_Slave🥴: chile that was four questions

Tannies_Slave🥴: do you even know how to count?🤔

Tannies_Slave🥴:

Unknown: that's besides the damn point!!

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Unknown: that's besides the damn point!!

Unknown: i was sleep before you rudely awaken me from my deep slumber so whom must you be weirdo


Tannies_Slave🥴: My name is confidential it's too fabulous for you to know

Tannies_Slave🥴: plus you might he a creepy old man that kidnaps children

Tannies_Slave🥴: i swear to you that if you come looking for mwuah I'll demolish your ass🔪🩸


Unknown: sorry but im not into bottoming nor do i have a knife kink

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