Jacob: Once upon a time I ate my dear friend, Miller. I had a manwich if you will. I didn't want to, but you know how self preservation goes. The human body is just so demanding.
*Joseph frantically signaling Jacob to get off the stage*
Jacob: But anyway, Joseph wants me to say something about there being an upcoming apocalypse and whatnot, but I can assure you all that natural selection will wipe you all out before then. Thank you. *drops mic*
John: *starts rapidly clapping*
A/N: I keep reading this in Lucifer's sassy tone.
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