'Drowning in the Tunnel of Love'

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Ellis: "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it would happen cause the water's so shallow, but that's how he gets you, man: Over confidence. Keith was with his lady at the time and he was yelling for her to save him but she didn't wanna get wet-"

Coach: "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."

Ellis: "Okay :("

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