'Rolled by a Gator'

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Ellis: "I ever tell you guys about the time my buddy Keith got rolled by a gator in a swamp? Man, he didn't agonize it or nothing, we were just trying to grab two so we could p*ss 'em off and get 'em into a fight. Well anyway, the third time Keith went under, I realized something was wrong, so I-"

Nick: "Ellis. Is now the best time?"

Ellis: "Okay :("

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