'Deep Frying a Turkey'

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Ellis: "I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns-"

Rochelle: "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"

Ellis: "Okay :("

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