Fade in to a base near the alien temple. Sarge is looking out over it, with Grey, Thea, Shawn and Tucker behind him. It seems deserted.
CHARON EXCAVATION SITE
Sarge: Huh. Looks deserted.
Tucker: I've heard that one before.
Grey: It's likely any remaining Charon personnel would've retreated after you took their research complex. Or maybe they're at lunch. I'm hungry...
Tucker: Well, how do we know for sure?
Thea: We should do some reconnaissance before-
Zoom in to Caboose on a rock.
Caboose: IS ANYBODY STILL HERE?!
Thea:-Caboose does that.
Tucker, Grey, Shawn and Sarge: (in unison) Caboose!
Caboose: WHAT? OH, SORRY—um, sorry.
Shawn: So much for stealth. Oh well.
Shawn gets on the rock and stands next to caboose.
Shawn: IF YOUR HERE WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE LIVING OUTTA YA!
Sarge: You big blue idiots, you'll give away our position!
Sarge climbs up onto the rock.
Sarge: IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, JUST IGNORE THAT LAST BIT!
The others just look at him annoyed.
Tucker: Good save, Sarge.
Grey: Caboose, if you could, please, have Freckles run a thermal scan of the area.
Caboose: Ah, yes. (he brings his rifle up) Um, hey, Freckles?
Freckles: Yes, Captain Caboose?
Caboose: Oh, yes, uh, Freckles, could you go ahead and give me a... thermal... sweater to the base... thing.
Freckles: Affirmative.
Thea and Tucker look at Doctor Grey amused.
Tucker: Heat scanners and Google Translate. Nice.
Grey: If you put the brain of a killing machine into an assault rifle, you don't cut corners.
Sarge walks behind them.
Sarge: Can you give it control over the safety?
Freckles: Affirmative. Also, I heard that.
Sarge: Whoa-oh. (steps back)
Shawn: Ha!
Grey: Don't worry! My tests determined that it was actually safer to give Freckles full control of the rifle rather than Caboose.
Thea: How'd you test that?
Grey: I gave Caboose the rifle for about five seconds.
Thea: Makes sense.
Grey: What a busy day at the hospital that turned out to be!
Sarge: So what happens when you pull the trigger?
Grey: It releases confetti and makes a fun party sound! (A fun party sound immediately is heard offscreen.)
Shawn: Did you just shoot confetti in my face?
Caboose: ...Tucker did it.
Cut to the base, where Sarge, Grey, Thea, Shawn and Caboose are standing near some boxes. Tucker comes running out of the base.
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 13
FanfictionChorus is now in war with the mercenary's and the space pirates. Two new enemies come into the picture and they have grudges against the freelancers. What happens when Thea's mark begins to act up, will it tell us about Thea's past and the past Supe...
