"Oh, that's good." Phoebe compliments Monica options. "All right, Phoebe." Mon gesture for the blonde to take her turn.
"Okay, If I was Omnipotent for a day I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest...and bigger boobs."
We all chuckle at the last one and Ross points to her with the newspaper he had been reading before we showed up. "Well, see. You took mine. Chandler what about you?"
"Id I were Omnipotent for a day I would make myself Omnipotent for ever."
"See there's always one guy, If I had a wish I'd wish for three more wishes " Rachel switches her voice to a slightly mocking tone at the end and she walks back over to the counter. "Okay, Angel what about you?"
"Um, I would fix the economy, that it turn would help with housing , food shortages and poverty and I would put an end to any kind of abuse."
"Wow, those where really thought out, and not a single one was about you." I shrug as I feel my cheeks warm and Phoebe's words. "As far as I know I have everything I need."
Joey walks in and after we all say hi, Monica points to him. "Hey Joe, What would you do if you were omnipotent?"
"Probably kill myself" We all look at him in confusion. "Excuse me?"
"Hey, If little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live." Ross and I look to each other and I motion towards him. We had been taking turns to explain certain thing to Joey and Phoebe when the two didn't quite understand anything.
"Joey, Uh... om nipotent." Ross tries to pronounce it differently in hope that Joey would recognise the difference. Unfortunately that wasn't the case.
"You are? Ross, I'm so sorry" Ross throws the paper and gets up from the table while the others chuckle at his reaction. I lean against Joey since he was sat on the arm of the sofa next to me.
"Joe intendeva onnipotente, come in ogni potente e onnipotente" (he meant omnipotent, as in all powerful and almighty).
"Oh, beh, mi farei un attore famoso e otterrei cibo gratuito per tutta la vita." (Oh, well I'd make myself a word renowned actor and get free food for life) He responds. The others groan loudly. They didn't like when we had conversations in Italian since none of them understood and they didn't like not knowing.
I smile at them and repeat what I had said, in English this time, and Joe copies after. Chandler and Joey leave after a while claiming that they had something to do so the rest of us stayed where we were. Phoebe moved from the floor and up on to the sofa after a while and Ross sat between us and continued to read his paper.
Phoebe some how managed to fall asleep even after two cup of strong coffee. I made Ross switch seats with me since I wasn't sure how she would feel waking up next to him.
"Would you look at her she looks so peaceful. I still done understand how she can fall asleep in a public place." Phoebe then stirs form her sleep loudly making Mon and Ross jump, screaming, while I chuckle at their reactions. "What? What?"
"It's okay Phoebes you just nodded off again." Phoebe turns to me confused. "Why did you two switch seats?"
"I didn't want you to panic when you woke up next to Ross since you've never fallen asleep next to him before." I shrug and she awe's before giving me a side hug.
"What's going on with you?" Mon asks in genuine concern for her friend and ex-roommate. "I got no sleep last night. My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. So, And deaf. So, they are constantly having to reassure each other that their having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are,"
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FanficAngelica Romano moves in next door to Monica and Rachel. What happens when she meets a certain Italian. Unedited Slow burn