Dating Diaries

We are sweet sixteen again!

Bebo-Anokhi ok don't tell on us at home. We are planning on wine, champagne, whisky and all other stuff for adults.

Anokhi-Mein kyu bolungi and our family I don't think they will mind. Why should not girls have all the fun?

Kitty-They should. So let's order.

Anokhi-Haan but drinking only won't be fun. We should do something naa.

Bebo-Ideally do truth or dare and for dare go and wake bade papa up in middle of the night would be a fun dare. Up to it Anokhi?

Anokhi-Nhi re. Kuch nhi karna better. Tej sir Dante toh.

Kitty-Abhi bhi Tej sir? Come on.

Anokhi-Oh I meant bade papa.

Kitty-Waise Anokhi there is that cliched line. Sasural bhi maika hota hai. Tum maike kab jaa rhi ho?

Anokhi-First of all I didn't think tum log bhi Hindi tv serials yaa phir woh hindi films dekhti ho jahan aise dialogues hote hai. Come on sasural at the end sasural hi hota hai. It's different, a good different. It's not home can't be. Bas mere case mein your home is more my home than my own. My house can never be my home. Shit. It's not even mine. Never was. Never will be. Somethings are broken and stay that way. That's life. No big deal.

Kitty-Anokhi woh matlab nhi tha. I was just trying to make a lame joke.

Anokhi-I know. But that's true what I said. Anyways I have one ghar. Itna kafi hai. One ghar with triple dose of mummies and triple dose of Papa's. Aur kitne relatives sambhalu yaar. Kal toh dekha naa tumne.

Bebo-Haan. Humara ghar naa. Bas aisa hi hai. Everything ott. Even now. We need drama.

Anokhi-Haan. But now it's atleast the good one.

Bebo-So toh hai. Waise Anokhi iski ek tareeke se director tum hi ho. Tum jab se aayi sab badal gya. You remember pehle humara equation kya tha?

Anokhi-Haan. You were the stuck up babies.

Bebo-You bet!

Reema-We never thought ki tumse dosti karenge.

Kitty-Me too. And this dosti is not alag yaar. Waise hi hai jaise hoti hai.

Anokhi-Tum log naa.

Bebo-Waise Anokhi tumhari love story bolo naa. Ek do baar Shaurya bhaiya se pucha tha woh muskurake nikal jaate hai. And Kanchan bhabhi.

Kitty-Woh toh bhaiya ki sipahi hai. Kuch nhi bolti. Tum hi roshni dalo naa. I mean tum dono kaise. Arre woh pehli baar feelings kab aayi.

Maya-Waise woh chodo. Kaise pata ki pyaar ho gya hai.

Shayani-Kaise pata chalega woh hi sahi hai?

Anokhi-Bas you know it. Woh tumhara best friend hoga. I know Karan Johar earns flak for saying pyar dosti hai but wohi hai. At the end of the day if you can be with your best friend, be yourself, be wild, be crazy, be stupid than tum kitna bhi pyar ko that's not gonna work out. And respect ho uss insaan ki. You are awestruck by that person. You want to become him then you love him. Shaurya ko jitna janti hoon waisi banana chahati hoon. Independent, understanding, caring, hard working. Hmmm what's not to like. Maybe there might be some stuff. Maybe his over punctuality which makes me a bit guilty. But haan uski izzat hai bohot zyada. Ek din uss jaisa ban jaoon toh I will be lucky.

Kitty-Ok pyaar kya hai we know. By the way you should tell us when you knew you fell in love.

Anokhi-Tha ek special moment. Kuch shabd bas mere andar hai. Aur uske paas. Aur kisike paas nhi. Bas humare pal hai. Ek naa ek din tumhare bhi kuch special pal honge don't worry.

Bebo-Reema tujhe toh pata hoga naa.

Reema-Haan but confidentiality clause hai dosti ka. Bas itna ki it was amazing for me to see. Maine socha nhi tha yeh hoga and yeh hua. And I was right there.

Bebo-Ok I won't tell mere special moments. Mein sirf Kitty ko bataungi.

Kitty-Yes Bebo.

Anokhi-Lets see. I am sure you wouldn't tell each other also.

Kitty-We are behne first.

Anokhi-Oh! Dekhte hai.

Reema-Achaa ek kahani yaad aayi. You remember first year mein there was a guy. Jiske peeche tum dono pade the and last mein he dated someone else. And how you both had your battles for attention.

Bebo-We have grown up! Koi ladka nhi aayega ab humare beech.

Reema-Dekhte hai. Waise Aman ne mujhe ek pass dia hai uske open mic ka tumhe chahiye Bebo.

Kitty-Bebo stand up nhi sunti. Mein chalti hoon.

Bebo-Arre. Mein jaa rhi hoon. Nayi cheeze try karni chahiye.

Reema-Proof some things never change. And sorry girls ek hi pass hai and I am going with my plus one.

Bebo-Tu naa. Girl gang ko ditch karke Ahir ke sath. Very bad.

Kitty-Arre hum set hona chahte hai. Aur tu Reema. Thoda help nhi kar sakti. Tu ek kaam kar Druid Garden jaa. Wahan mast romantic date enjoy kar. With Acp Ahir. Wahan naa offer hai. Four people jayenge toh discount milega. So double date pe niklo tum dono. Mein aur Bebo woh stand up dekhne jayenge. May the best girl win Bebo. Tu yaa mein dekh lenge.

Reema-Arre nhi. Stand up hi sahi hai. Dates toh pehle bhi gye hai.

Bebo-Please naa Reema. Woh khas date hoga.

Reema-No.

Kitty-Reema. Yaar. I will help you plan nice surprise for Ahir.

Reema-Arre. No rishwat. Waise double date toh hai but kahin aur. Btw Anokhi and Shaurya too have tickets.

Kitty-What! Would be bhabhi tickets do naa. Kabhi aur jana.

Anokhi-Arre no. I can't. Shaurya and me have to go.

Bebo-Have to?

Anokhi-Yes yaar. He really wants to take me and mujhe bhi jana hai. So no.

Bebo-Tum dono bohot bure ho!

Anokhi-Bure bhi aur loyal bhi. Partner ko ditch nhi karte. So sorry girls.

Bebo-Now you watch. Hum kahin se toh tickets layenge hi. And if we don't ruin your date dekh lena.

Anokhi-Jao dhoondo. Nhi milne wali tickets.

Bebo-Dekhte hai.

Do comment if you can. Will help me. So I hope you understood why the title. Because that's how we are in teenage. 😂