Crossed Katanas (KNY)

Chapter 8: 🐗Inosuke Hashibara🐗

Fast forward (coz I'm lazy) to when Inosuke is beating the crap out of Zenitsu. It was late afternoon and Tanjiro and Kanao had rescued another boy.

Inosuke: "Oi! Oi! Fight me!"

*KICK!!!*

Zenitsu: "Hey! Stop! Someone help me!"

Inosuke: "Fight me! Get up and fight me!" Tanjiro and Kanao came out of the house and saw what was happening.

Tanjiro: "Oi! Stop hitting him for no reason!"

Inosuke: "You! Fight me!"

Inosuke charges towards Tanjiro and attempts to kick Tanjiro in the stomach but was blocked. He then tried to trip Tanjiro over by sliding his feet under Tanjiro's legs, but it failed too as Tanjiro avoided it and punched Inosuke in the stomach as hard as he could.

*CRACK!*

Zenitsu: !, I heard cracking sounds! Now the boar guy has broken ribs! Tanjiro is scary weird! SO SCARY!!

Inosuke: "Ke ke ke ke ke.... nice one! Fight me with all you've got!"

Tanjiro: "Enough! Stop fighting us so carelessly!"

Inosuke continuously tried to kick and punch Tanjiro but they were all deflected and he even got punched back by Tanjiro.

Tanjiro: This guy.... his joints are very flexible! 

Inosuke: "Hahaha! Here I come!"

Inosuke charges towards Tanjiro and prepares to use his full strength but Tanjiro managed to stop him and grabbed his shoulders.

Tanjiro: "You.... need to.... calm.... DOWN!!"

*BOOM!* *CRACK!*

Tanjiro head buds Inosuke.  

Zenitsu: EEEEEYP!!! I HEARD A CRACK SOUND!!! TANJIRO BROKE HIS SKULL!!? HOW IS HE ALSO NOT IN PAIN!!!

Inosuke walks back in pain. His boar mask also fell down revealing the face we all know today.

Zenitsu: "A GIRL!!? WAIT NO, HE'S A BOY WITH A FACE LIKE THAT!!?"

Inosuke: "Nice headbutt! You're strong! The name's Hashibara Inosuke! Fight me!"

Tanjiro: "I will not fight you!"

Inosuke: "FIGHT M-

*POOM!!*

Inosuke is paralyzed by the head bud and falls down. Blood was spilling out of his forehead and his mouth was foaming. 

Zenitsu: "AHHH!!! IT'S DEAD!!"

Tanjiro: "No. He's been knocked out.... I did hurt the hell out of him."

Tanjiro walks up to the body and folds his haori and puts it under Inosuke's head as a pillow.

Tanjiro: "Cmon. We need to bury the bodies."

1 hour later...

Inosuke has regained his consciousness.

Inosuke: "AARRRHHHH!!!" *jumps up*

Zenitsu: "AHHH!!! HE'S AWAKE!!!"

 got up and chased Zenitsu who had hid behind the little girl like a coward.

Inosuke: "FIGHT ME!!! huh?"

Inosuke turned his head to where Tanjiro, Kanao and two boys were. They were all clasping their hands and prayed in front of several graves.