Roxah P.O.V.
*Rxy
*Roxy
"Jakey 'n Dicky sibbin' un a tray K~I~... Z~Z~L M F A O! Fire comes kisses then comes sex~!"
"Roxy stop laughing that is not funny!" Jane yelled at me.
"Sure and your not bein' *hic* cu~ *laughs* cube!" I managed to laugh out.
"Honestly. Roxy I'm being serious stop it, you're being rude." She said. Jake started laughing I guessed he was com... Auter what was that word? (*Facepalms* Roxy it was called comprehend) Thx (You're welcome.)
"Whaz funny?"
"Y-you *laughs* you called Dirk dicky," Jake said before cracking up.
"I'll be back," Jane said grabbing me and pulling me off to her room. "Roxy will you calm daown and think for once. I mean really dicky you can't be serious."
"I'll try but I'm drank of my bum right now." jane gave me a kiss on the lips. "I love you too," I said and kissed her back.
Then we went back out to Dirk and Jake. They were doggies again and they were playing I guess. "Jane I think their trying to either rip each odars facts off or thay are trying to make sax happen."
"Roxy. They are playing some sort of game."
"What kinda game," I said and wiggled my eyebrows the best I could which wasn't fast.
Jake P.O.V.
Jane ran off with Roxy seeming very upset about something beat me I was still laughing at Dirk. He tackled me starting a tussle between us. That turned into him pinning me down after a few 'damn his flashstep'. He was smirking 'that's not good' I thought knowing that he was going to do something that will screw my train of thought up.
Just I never knew what he would do sometimes he would make small and I assume accidental jesters that make it seem like he wants to be 'more than friends'. He rarely does that and sometimes he just does it to screw with me. I figured this out when he grinded against me. I remember my face went red and he burst out laughing.
Back to reality he gave me a small grind causing my face to burn like the surface of the sun. I was him smile with a chuckle and he gave me a kiss. We held it for awhile and I didn't realize that he had left an opening for me to strike. I didn't see that until I pulled away from the kiss thinking 'Jake you're so stupid what the hell were you doing! That is not what you do with your friends you moron!!!'
I got a light tap to my gut and I jumped. "Jake calm down," Dirk said, "Also we're going back soon."
"What?" I asked before poof I was a dog again.
"Told you," Dirk said and I jumped and pinned him down and we started another play-fight. Then the girls decided to join us again. Roxy thought we were going to rip each others faces off and then I missed what else she said but Jane yelled at her. Dirk stopped when Roxy said the second thing and I didn't want to sound stupid for not paying attention.
"They are playing a game."
"What kinda game?" Roxy asked doing something weird with her eyebrows.. I think she was trying to wiggle them.
"Roxy that is inappropriate!" When Jane said that I got what Roxy had said she said that we were fighting or tying to get it on. I felt like I looked like Dirk eyes wide in surprise that she would suggest that. My jaw fell open in shock and Dirk smacked it up.
"Ow," I whined.
"Don't let them know that you heard that because then they would know we were eavesdropping."
"Is that I bad thing?" I asked knowing that it was a stupid question.
"Yes Jake it's a bad thing now let's go and talk to them in human form."
"Why?"
"We're going to ask where they went and why because I'm curious and your my boyfriend so you have to follow me."
"When were we boyfriends?" I asked.
"When we slept together and," Dirk stopped midway.
"And what?"
"And because of what we've been through and because of that one time."
"Oh. Wait OH MY GOSH DIRK!!" I freaked because I remembered what he was talking about. I poofed right then and so did he. Dirks' face was red and so was mine and the girls looked relatively confused.
"Why r u blumin. Blushin' guys?" Roxy asked because she saw that we were flustered.
"Nothing," Dirk and I said at the same time.
"Rly?"
"Well it's not important to you," Dirk said quickly.
"It is cause ur my popy, puppy."
"I'm not a puppy."
"Jake," Jane said.
"Yes."
"Can you give a small not really detailed explination of what happened please?"
"Sure," I said, "Dirk and I heard roxy suggest us doing the do and then Dirk said something that I questioned then he brought something up that made both of us blush."
"Zas What essay right? *Thaz *was *e-say"
"Sure," I said. I felt my face heat up when Dirk gave me a kiss on the neck of course the girls where both turned away, but he was still sucking on my neck no doubt about it. I almost let out a tiny moan because I liked it, but Dirk put his hand over my mouth so I didn't make a sound. I turned around to afce him so that we could make out or whatever.
Then Jane turned around to see us having that little make out session. I heard a smack and Dirk let out a groan of pain and he retracted from the kiss. Then I got hit with what felt like a spatula.
"No making out with him bad dog!" Jane said as if she was my master (Technically she is) shut up. Like I was saying she was acting if she could own me.
"I'm not your dog dont hit me," I growled. Dirk was still holding his head, the smack that he got I knew was a lot worse that mine from what I could hear from it. I went back over to him and gave him another kiss and he pulled me down into it. I could feel Jane becoming angry and she walked off to go deal with making lunch. It was almost like she was jealous of Dirk.
