A/N
I can't think of chapter titles before I write them so now they will be random words that I have said or used in weird ways be cause why not. \(~.~)/
Jake P.O.V.
I was wondering what Dirk was thinking he was putting future bruises all over my neck like there was no tomorrow and he seemed to have hit every inch nothing missed. I wouldn't stop him because it felt like he was tickling me <3. Dirk was giving me regular kisses on the lips but with a little bit of fiery passion of some sorts behind it. It felt great to have such a caring boyfriend. Then again I wasn't sure what exactly he was feeling, I kind of assumed >:? (I think that's the Terrezi face ^o^.... I got it right. Right?).
"Dir- Dirk," I muffled out.
"Hmm?" Dirk hummed pulling away.
"Are you okay? You seemed a little more... Uh.. Hmm... How do I put it?.. A little more- excited perhaps, no.. Um... A little- oh a little more, passionate?"
"Okay..." It was a little while of awkward silence after that. I don't know what it was but I was lost it thought trying to remember what I wanted to say and the Dirk said something that sounded like a yes/no answer.
(I forgot where I saw it I think it was Ikimaru tumbler but I forget!! *LMAO times 10000000000000(Infinite zeros later)* XDDD!!)
Naturally I answered, "Sure." Then I realized what he said once he started laughing. "NO! I... I-I.." I blurted out since I realized he said, 'Maybe we should fuck...'
"Jake! Your too cute! I love you!" Dirk practically yelled.
Jane P.O.V.
(Pink Panther music in background... that's what is going through my mind right now)
I heard some yelling coming from one of the abandoned building followed by some crazy laughing. I let my detective skills set in and I went to go check it out. First I made sure the coast was clear, which it was. Then I texted Roxy to come to the building I sent her the exact location which was if things went south. But for some reason the tone of the voice sounded familiar but I couldn't put my finger on who it was. I went up the stair to the highest room where the laughing was coming from. I carefully opened the non-creaky door. Then I knew I was in the belly of the beast. I looked past the wall to reveal why the voice was so familiar. It was Dirks' voice! I saw him and Jake... Kissing and Jakes' neck was all bruised up because of Dirk! I knew I couldn't trust him with Jake!
I quickly texted Roxy to hurry up and that where I was they were there to. I also ran to the base of the steps to meet her there. She had already entered I could tell that because I heard her phone vibrate once I got to the bottom of the steps. "Roxy!" I whisper-yelled," This way I found them!"
"Coming Jane," she said obviously not drunk anymore. We went back to the room. Roxy was jealous that Jake was hogging Dirk I could tell. She went behind the couch and jumped over it tackling dirk to the ground. She was more silent then ever! Then Jake pulled her off then I pulled Jake off Roxy. So once we got them settled from the sudden attack, we attempted to reason with them so they would come back to my place without any unneeded problems occurring.
"You guys need to go back home," I said.
"What home?" Dirk replied.
"The home that was provided to you," Roxy said sassily.
"I don't think that Dirk likes it there," Jake chimed in.
"I'm fine Jake," Dirk said placing a kiss on Jakes' head," as long as Jane isn't hitting on you," he continued.
"I'm done hitting on him since I'm 100% certain that he's gay," I said.
"Great, now let's go back I need some sleep I'm having a killer hangover right now," Roxy said. We went home quietly and entered the house going to our separate sleeping areas. This was the simple way that we could get along and besides we didn't have time for quarrels because if my dad caught us then Roxy and Dirk would have to go and Jake and I would be grounded for at least a week the same amount of time that it would take for Roxy to be aloud over again.