Jackettes & Jackasses

So It Begins

"What exactly are we doing today?" I said with an eyebrow raised looking at all the guys dressed in ridiculous costumes.

"The opening sequence" Bam said walking up wearing a cupcake. Gillian, Kyra, and I busted out laughing.

"Awee how cute!" Kyra said in-between breaths.

"Don't pick on em' too much, you have costumes too." Jeff said smirking and handed us each a bag with our names on them.

"You've got to be kidding." Gillian said.

"Afraid not" Jeff said and motioned with his hands for us to get changed.

"Ugh" I said throwing my head back and dragging my feet.

We walked out the room and Kyra was wearing a outfit that looked like the one the safari guides wear. Gillian was wearing a bright yellow fisherman's outfit and I was wearing a band uniform except the bottoms were gold shorts.

"This is so unfair" I said walking toward the guys with Gillian and Kyra. They all just laughed. "Why do I have to wear the gold booty shorts!" Ryan whistled and flicked him off with a sarcastic smile.

“Alright, here's the plan. Krya, you'll be shooting paintballs at Ehren with Bam. Gillian, you'll be throwing fish at Wee-Man with Bam and Johnny, and Tabitha you'll be throwing paint at Ryan while Steve-O plays the Tuba and Dave jump kicks Ryan in the face. Lets get started." Jeff said pointing to each of us and our props.

"Oh this definitely makes up for the costumes." Gillian said. This outta be fun.

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"I swear the balloon hurt more then Dave kicking me. Why did you throw it so hard?" Ryan said rubbing the back of his head as we all headed towards the vans. I laughed and said,

"Pay back for whistling at me."

"You know, you guys are part of this movie too. How come we were the only ones to get hurt?" I shrugged and before we could say anything Johnny, Bam, and Chris came around the corner yelling with Paintball guns in hand and started shooting at us. The rest of the guys grabbed one and joined in. We covered our heads and began sprinting for the vans. Our whole bodies were stinging and we fell a couple dozen times before finally fighting to get inside the van and plopping down while we heard the guys pelting the van. We were breathing heavy and after a while of silence we broke out laughing only to be interrupted by Dunn and Johnny opening the doors and shooting us a few more times. There was a chorus of "Son of a bitch" coming from us and we tried to hide from the paint balls. The guys all began laughing hysterically at us.

"You little fuckers!" Kyra said and we began to laugh.