Jackettes & Jackasses

Booby Traps

*Kyra's POV*

We all walked out the trailer wearing skimpy cheerleader outfits, our stomachs were showing and the skirts were really short. They were yellow with black lettering on the back. Mine said 'Margera', Tabitha's said 'Steve-O', and Gillian's said 'Knoxville'.

"You've gotta be kidding me." Tabitha said laughing, motioning to the outfits. Bam wolf whistled at me as the guys all walked over. Bam grabbed me by the waist and pull me into a kiss.

"Ew, brother over here." Johnny said with his arm around Gillian.

"Oh save it." I said pushing him on the shoulder, laughing. We all walked to the field where the stunt was gonna be held.

"Hello-" Johnny was cut off by Wee-Man trying to hit him in the nuts but Johnny had his helmet there so it didn't phase him.

"Hello my name is Johnny Knoxville and we have professional football players Erik Ainge, Jared Allen, and our referee today Seann William Scott. This is the Blind Side." As soon as Johnny finished, Jared picked up Wee-Man from his balls and slammed him into the ground. We all started to laugh and Johnny told Wee-Man,

"I didn't do it, Jared why did you do that."

"I just got lost in the moment." Jared said laughing and we all walked to our positions. The girls and i were on the side of the field jumping around like idiots for the camera. The whistle blew and Wee-Man passed the ball to Johnny and as he got ready to throw the ball, Jared tackled him to the ground. Johnny took his helmet off and there was grass and dirt stuck to it and we began to laugh. I looked at Seann and his face was hilarious. He had his hands out with a look of shock on his face.

"Seann is wondering what the fuck hes doing here!" I yelled as we all ran to Johnny and Seann laughed.

"Looks like you didn't block him Preston." Johnny yelled out.

"Whats your job?" Jeff asked Jared pointing at him.

"Murder Knoxville's face." Jeff laughed,

"What's your job?" He asked Johnny.

"Catch the ball." He said in a scared voice and we all laughed.

"Uh, i mean, catch the ball." He said in a deeper voice. We ran back to our places and once we got there Lance asked us if we thought Johnny would catch the ball.

"Hell no" We replied in unison laughing.The whistle blew and Wee-Man passed the ball to Erik and he threw it to Johnny, but before he could catch it, Jared slammed him into the ground. We ran over and Johnny asked,

"Did i catch it?" We laughed and Gillian kneeled down, checking on Johnny and helping him up. We did a bunch more with the rest of the guys too until it got dark.

"Okay its time for man hunt!" Jeff yelled out and we piled into the vans, going into a random spot in the woods.

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"Okay so we are going to go play some Manhunt with the guys but theres a catch.This section of woods is filled with booby traps like mouse traps, electric wire, and a few jump scares. Plus we have shock collars around our wrists so any time we leave the game area, we get a good jolt." I said holding up my wrist.

"The person who is selected to be it will be armed with a cattle prod, and instead of getting tagged, we will be getting shocked by the cattle prod if we don't make it to base, which is this tree where the camera crew will be holding flashlights so we all know where to go." Gillian said.

"No one knows where the traps are as some friends in the area placed them for us. We all have GoPros with night vision mounted on head gear facing towards our face so the camera men won't have to keep up with us." Tabitha said and then it was time for us to say in unison, "We are the Jackettes and this is 'Don't be Afraid of the Dark.'" We all started laughing and then it was time to see who would be it.

"You see, as kids, no one wanted to be it because hiding was the fun part. But now, everyone wants to be it so they don't have to be shocked by the cattle prod." Steve-O said into the camera laughing while he drew a straw. Johnny had the tallest straw so he was armed with the cattle prod as we all got into our hiding spots, setting off a few of the traps along the way.

We played twice and Jeff decided he wanted us to play once more so we all set up again once the traps were moved and reset. This time Bam was armed with the cattle prod. I was running through the woods trying to follow the light coming from the camera crew when i hit a taser hanging from a branch. "Ow!" I yelled out. Bam heard that for sure, i should hurry up, I began sprinting hearing Bam behind me when i tripped over a wire and something fell on me, i soon realized that it was a bunch of spiders. I yelled out swatting them off me when Bam came around the corner and saw me freaking out.

"Hey, hey, calm down." He said laying down the cattle prod and pulling me close to his chest. By now i was crying, i hated spiders. He picked something off my head and threw it into the woods.

"They're just plastic" He said and kissed my head trying to comfort me while we were sitting on the ground.

"Come on, lets go back." He said lifting me up bridal style and carrying me the rest of the way.

"What happened? We heard her scream." Jeff asked as we came out the woods and everyone was sitting around waiting for us.

"You're a fucking bastard, thats what happened." I said into Bams shoulder.

"She found the spiders, asshole." Bam said harshly and walked right past him, laying me in the truck.

"Ill be right back." He said and kissed my head, shutting the door.

"The hell were you thinking?! You know she terrified of spiders, she almost had a panic attack!" I heard Bam yell at Jeff. I tuned them out and just tried to sleep when i heard the door open and i saw Bam crawl in and he pulled me into his lap. We just sat in silence and i soon fell asleep to him playing with my hair.