Jackettes & Jackasses

Brotherly Advice

*Johnny's POV*

 I saw Kyra leave the Kitchen with Bam and they were holding hands. I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't happy about the situation but Gillian was right. Bam went to help Ape find the glue and Kyra plopped down next to me on the couch.

"What happened in there?" I asked her.

"Nothing." she told me.

"Come on, Kyra. You can tell me."

"Oh can I?" She scoffed.

"Look, im sorry about what happened with Bam. I was just upset. I didn't want you to be with some asshole like him or any of us. I thought you should be with someone who is smart and makes a good living and can take care of you." I told her. She stood up and nodded for me to follow her outside away from everyone. Once i closed the door she spoke up,

"Do you really see me with some boring ass lawyer or doctor? Have you looked at me lately? I'm flattered you think i deserve someone like that but i don't want someone like that. I want someone i can be myself with. Someone i can prank and do really stupid shit with. You guys keep me on my feet and at the edge of my seat and i love every minute of it. Yes you guys are assholes, but you're my assholes and i wouldn't trade that for the world. I don't need someone to take care of me because i'm perfectly capable of that. I just need someone there for me, to back me up, to help me when times get rough and someone to share the great times with and Bam can do exactly that. I really like him Johnny, but i can't do this without my big brother. I need to know that you support me." She told me. I pulled her into a hug and said into her shoulder,

"I support you, i always have. We may have our disagreements but nothing will change that. I just don't want to see you hurt."

"I love you." She whispered into my shoulder. I smiled,

"I love you too." She pulled away

"Alright what's going on with you and Gillian?" She asked with a smile and we sat on the porch chairs and i explained everything.

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"April what kind of glue is this?" I asked April who was behind me.

"Uh, Super Mighty Glue." She replied.

"This is Super Mighty Glue, and we're gonna have a little fun with it today. Uh, whos got tummy hair?" I asked looking to Preston and Phil who were right next to me. I already knew the answer. Bam patted Phil's chest from behind him and Preston took off his shirt, Phil doing the same as everyone laughed.

"Thats definitely tummy hair." I said laughing looking at Phil. Bam stuck out both his hands and Dunn and i started squirting glue on his hands.

"Oh Knoxville, Jesus." April said.

"No i think this is gonna work." I said with a laugh. Bam slapped his hands down on Preston and Phils chests and said,

"Dude this is gonna take my skin off."

"You're gonna have hairy palms." I pointed out and everyone laughed.

"Oh wait, i kinda like it when Preston says-" Bam lifted his hand and Preston yelled out in pain as we all laughed.  

"Get a little symphony goin." I told Bam and he began lifting his hand from Phil and Prestons chest, getting them to grunt and yell out.

"Dude this is in. We don't need anymore time, it is in." Bam said.

"Okay, pull it." I told him and everyone started counting down. At 1 he pulled his hand off Preston then off Phil. The room filled with laughter and Bam yelled,

"EWW!" By now we were all laughing like crazy and freaking out. April went to get some rubbing alcohol while Bam showed the camera his hands. April walked up behind Bam as he turned around and he fliched making us all laugh again. Bam reached for the alcohol and poured it on his hands as April yelled out telling him not to pour it on his "Boo-boo hand" and then the pain sunken in and his face was priceless. As we all erupted into laughter Kyra helped Bam wash his hands and i noticed how happy she was, she was right where she belonged. Then we had Dunn glued to Phil's back to give him some hair on his ass.

"Well you know, if i can't get Phils hair off me, i'd rather prefer a ZZ Top beard." Bam said grabbing a hold of Dunn's beard making the room fill with a chorus of "OH"

"Fucking asholes, you dick head!" Ryan yelled out.

"Thats not gonna come off." Rake said,

"No fucking shit!" Ryan yelled at him. Bam walked in front of him so he could get off of Phils back.

"Okay Dunn, stand up." Dunn stood up and jumped off the table. his ass was covered in dry glue making it look old and wrinkled up.

"Someone should iron you." Preston said. Now its time to get Dunn free. Bam pulled on his beard making Dunn yell out.

"I have a free hand you know." Dunn said balling up his fist and showing Bam.

"Bam's got you on a leash." Tabitha told Dunn.

"Not helping." He told her. Bam sat on the table with Preston holding him and his food on Dunns chest. Tabitha and i stood behind Dunn to keep him from falling. On the count of three Bam pulled and they came apart. Dunn was bending over in pain and everyone was laughing at the hair on Bams hand.

"What a bunch of dicks." Dunn said leaning on the table looking at Bams hand. Next we glued Wee-Man to Preston in a 69. When i threw out the idea of using the stun gun to pull them apart Wee-Man pulled up and off of Preston.

"My armpit fucking kills!" He said and walked over to April so she could pull it off. Then the girls had an idea.

"Whos wants to get their legs waxed? Or, well, glued?" Gillian yelled out, laughing.

"I think Steve-O should do it." I said and Steve-O groaned, taking off his pants and laying on the table. Letting Tabitha and Kyra glue one leg to strips as Gillian did the other.

"This is gonna fucking suck." He said and shortly after Tabitha pulled the first strip while Steve-O yelled out in pain and we all laughed at all the hair on the strip. They pulled three more before he was finally done.

"Your legs have never been smoother." Tabitha pointed out laughing. We all laughed and i saw Bam with his arms around Kyras shoulders and they were laughing as she leaned into him. Tonight was a good night.