Jackettes & Jackasses

Day Full of Dicks

*Gillian's POV*

We didn't do many stunts today. Chris, Johnny, and Bam did something called 'Penis Baseball' where Chris would hit a ping pong ball with his penis and Bam would try to catch it with his mouth. Bam almost got it in. Then we did some stuff with a dildo gun. We shot it into different landscapes, at an apple on Ricks head, and into Novaks butt. So far it's been a day full of dicks, with a bunch of dicks.

We were all by a fire now enjoying some s'mores and talking about what we should do next. I was in Johnny's lap with my head resting on his shoulder as he was roasting a marshmallow, next to me was Steve-O and Tabitha made herself comfortable on the ground in front of him with a stick in hand roasting a marshmallow. I don't understand why she loves sitting on the ground. Then it was Dunn, Wee-Man, Preston, Dave, Ehren, Jeff, Bam with Kyra in his lap and his arms around her waist protectively, Dico, Rabb, April and Phil.

"I think we should get all the girls together for their own stunt." Jeff said.

"Yeah but what do you have in mind?" Tabitha asked him.

"I say we have them wrestle in shit" Bam laughed making the other guys laugh while we cringed.

"We'd need another girl though, so we could have rounds." I pointed out.

"What about Jolene from Nitro Circus? And then we could film a bunch of other stuff with the guys while they're here." Johnny said.

"Sounds like a plan, I'll call them up in the morning." Jeff said. Johnny pulled his marshmallow out of the fire and pulled it off the stick taking a bite and then acting like he was gonna give me a bite but little did I know he was gonna smash it into my face. It was so gooey and sticky and felt so weird. Everyone was laughing until I leaned over, grabbing a s'more from Tabitha and smashing it into Johnny's face.

"Hey, that was mine!" Tabitha pouted and threw a marshmallow at me. This lead to a food fight between everyone.

I was running from Johnny and trying to pelt him with what little I had left in my hands when he swooped me up.

"Hey, put me down!" I said laughing.

"Not until you apologize for smashing my face with s'mores." He smirked

"But you did it first"

"Two wrongs don't make a right." He said laughing.

"I'm not apologizing."

"Yes you are."

"In your dreams, pretty boy." I said and stuffed a marshmallow in his mouth laughing and squirming free. He chased by after me until I ran into Dunn and Johnny yelled out for him to hold me down. Dunn grabbed me and pulled me over his shoulder.

"Come on, put me downnn." I whined.

"Nope." He said popping the 'P' and laughing.

"I'll buy you pizza." I bargained.

"Tempting... but too late" He said as Johnny walked up to me.

"Gonna apologize?"

"Nope" I said popping the 'P' with a sarcastic smile.

"Suit yourself." He said and Dunn laid me down only for me to be attacked by tickles from Johnny.

"No! Stop!" I yelled laughing and kicking.

"Only if you apologize!" He said laughing.

"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!" He stopped and leaned over me, with his hands on either side of my sides, keeping him up.

"See, now was that so hard?"

"The hardest thing I've ever had to do." I said sarcastically so he started tickling me again. "Stop!" I said laughing and he stopped, leaning over me again.

"You're such a dick." I said smiling up at him.

"But I'm your dick." He said leaning down and kissing me. I laughed when he pulled away, "That sounds so wrong." He laughed with me.