No Brainer

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At Robotropolis Chuck snuck around as flying Swat-Bots fly by. The moment the coast was clear, he made a run for it to a pair of goblin statues. He walked up to one, pulled the head off, and stuck a note inside the hollow body, and once the head was back in place, he headed off. Sally was looking through a pair of supped up binoculars, monitoring Sonic as he goofed off while dodging lasers. He even found time to down a chili dog.

"I don't believe it! Actually, I do believe it!" Sally said annoyed and walked over to Bunnie and Dulcy. "Ohhh! Sometimes that hedgehog makes me so MAD!"

Back with Sonic, he kept dodging whatever the robots threw at him.

"Whoa!" he said.

"HEDGEHOG. PRIORITY ONE. HEDGEHOG. PRIORITY ONE." Flying Swat-Bot said.

Sonic took cover inside an abandoned car, as the robots passed on by and met the others back at the safe spot.

"Waaaay cool!" he said while Sally tapped her foot. "Sorry I'm late, Sal, but I hadn't--"

"Sonic, I cannot believe that you would jeopardize our mission for a stupid chili dog!" Sally said.

"A chili dog? Moi!?" he said then belched. "Oops..."

"Don't tell me you forgot to check the blind drop?"

"Ooooh-K."

"Ok what!?"

"I won't tell you I forgot to check the blind drop... Ahahaha! Chill, Sal! I'll be back in a flash!"

In seconds, he was gone to the drop off, note in hand, and back again. Then he started juggling the note around.

"Am I cool, or what?" he asked and Sally grabbed it. "Heeey!"

"You're "what"? ...Oh my gosh, listen to this, "Cancel mission, Robotnik has moved roboticizer. When I find out where, I'll let you know."" she said.

"Man, that drags big time!"

"What now, Sally-girl?" Bunnie asked.

"Wait. Go back to Knothole and wait." Sally said.

"Not my best event. You guys go ahead, I've got some stuff to do!" Sonic said.

"Sonic, you're not going after another chili dog!"

"Chili dog? Moi? Heheh! Silly girl..."

At Robotnik's lair Snively was sitting in Robotnik's chair.

"And be sure to replace the paper towels with those soft ones I like!" he said.

"YES SIR." the monitor said.

"Ahhhh...decisions, decisions...."

A mechanical hand reached out and spun the chair around. Snively gasped as Robotnik pulled him out of his chair by the collar.

"Uh...Good evening, sir!" he said.

"Listen closely, Snively. I'm leaving now to eradicate that little freedom fighter uprising in the northern frontier...." Robotnik said.

"Very good, sir."

"And while I'm away, I want you to take care of things, or you'll end up as the paperweight I always wanted... Understood!?"

"Perfectly, sir!"

"Good!" Robotnik said and threw him back into the chair.

"Ha-have a nice trip, sir!" he said. "Miserable toad..." he mumbled.

At Robotropolis Sonic found a chili dog vending machine, gave it a smack, and out potted a fresh chili dog.

"Get along, little doggie! The hedgehog is huuuungry! Through the teeth, and past the 'ol gums, look out tummy, here it-!" he said.

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