Shrek and Phil lay there, chained up from the ceiling. "This is your fault." Phil says. "Don't blame me! Farquaad was evil, and he had to be stopped." "Don't give me that shit. You knew, didn't you. You knew who his son was, and you knew we were enemies." Shrek looked at Phil, puzzled. "What do you mean! You're the one who brought me on this journey! All I wanted to know was if I was gay, and now look! We're tied up, with no way of escape." Shrek yells. "Wait," "No! Don't give me that!" Shrek says. "No seriously, look." Phil points to the window, and Shrek looks. The window is open. "You're right! We can get out of here. If only, we were out of these chains." Phil thinks for a minute. "I know!" He exclaimed. "I'll call for help." Phil lets out a yodel, but this was no ordinary yodel. This was a call, a call for help. "It's not working." Shrek says. "Give it time." Phil responds. Soon enough, a flock of eagles fly down, carrying 4 people. "Shrek, I'd like you to meet my friends." The 4 step off the winged beasts, and into the chambers. "Meet Ellen, Dr. Oz, Bob Barker, and Oprah." A warm smile crosses Shrek's face. "Get us out of here, laddies!" Shrek yells. They get to work. They soon find the key, and unlock them both. "Well, we better get going." Ellen says. "Agreed." Oprah responds. Dr. Oz lets out a whistle, and 6 more eagles appear. "Hop on!" Bob Barker says. They each take an eagle, and fly into the sunset. But come nightfall, they notice they are being followed.
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Peeling the Layers
FanfictionShrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.
