When Shrek agreed to go with Phil to the club, Phil knew... knew now was his moment to make his move. So they walked out back to the parking lot and hopped into Phil's 2013 Kia Soul. Best car on the market. He turned on the car, and put it in drive. He pulled out of the parking lot, very successfully. He killed 2 children and an old woman this time. New record for him. He pulled out into the highway, and drove for what seemed like 17 seconds. They arrived at the bar. "Welcome to... Cockatoos." Phil said. Shrek nods his head, very excited for the adventures to come. They hopped out of the car, and headed up to the door. The flashing Cockatoos sign, put Shrek in a trance. He was so aroused and excited to discover a new part in his life. Men. Phil opens the door and jokingly says; "Ladies first!" Shrek chuckles as Phil slaps his butt on the way in. They are greeted by a very friendly bouncer, dressed in pink cowboy clothes. "Hayyyyyy fellas! Welcome to Cockatoos boys! The best gay bar in town!" He lifts the velvet rope, leaving Phil and Shrek to do whatever they please. Phil takes Shrek to the VIP section, past all the other men, and dancers in the area. They both walk through the door, and sit down. Phil claps his hands, and 3 male dancers immediately rush in. 2 were in the back, named George and Lopez. The one in front, however, was different. He looked truly Mexican, and like a professional male entertainer. He introduces himself. "Hola mis amigos. Me llamo Julio. What can I help you with?" Phil looks over, and Shrek begins talking. He tells him all about his life, and discoveries. Julio nods. He stops dancing, and waves his hands. George and Lopez leave. Julio presses a button, and a secret door opens. He motions his hands to follow. Shrek and Phil get up, and go. Julio says; "I can help you. Just follow me."
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Peeling the Layers
FanfictionShrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.
