Peeling the Layers

Chapter 1: Discovery

Deep in the swamps, there lived an ogre. That ogre was named Shrek. He lived there with his wife, Fiona, and his three ogre babies. He lay awake in his bed that night, thinking to himself. "Du eye really luv Fiona?" he thought. "Maeybe eye am gay." He contemplated on this for a while, and Fiona got up, to go to the bathroom. While she was away, Shrek got up and got dressed. He packed his things and headed for the window. Fiona comes out, as soon as he's exiting. "Shrek? W-where are you going?" Shrek pauses, wondering himself. "Aye don't new, Fiona. Aye really don't." Shrek exits. He walks a little while, and turns around. He sees his home. His family. He turns away, and begins to walk towards the rising sun. As he walks, he thinks about his decision to leave his wife. "Did aye make the right decision?" he thought. He pushed those thoughts out of his mind, and into the dark, empty void. He walked on for what seemed like hours until the sun was at its highest peek. Noon. He sat there and stared behind him, how far he's come. "Aye can't turn back now." he said. He looked a little farther ahead of him, and he saw a sign. On that sign read; Hollywood, USA. He had heard about Hollywood before, and he's heard many stories. "Ogres that go there, never come back alive." Donkey had once told him. He looked on. Restaurants, hotels, apartment buildings, television studios, the Hollywood sign, anything he could ever dream of was here. He pushed on further. He stumbled across a building, labeled; "Studio 1D." He walked in, and he saw a hallway of doors. He walked up to one in particular. It read; "DRESSING ROOM" and under that, it said; "PHIL MCGRAW." Shrek got curious. He opened the door, and what he saw inside... he shall never soon forget.