Dr. Phil. Currently on the air. He's sitting in his chair, interviewing a woman. Her name is La-fanda-shanda-landa-dawnda-kiesha-nonda-daquan. She's on the show, talking about her marriage. She claims that her husband, Charles, performs domestic violence against her on a daily basis. Phil respond in an understanding, yet firm manner. "I want you to start living as a gay woman." he says. Then, he's hit with shock. He thinks; "Should I start living g-" before he can finish thinking, he hears a loud boom. Gunshot. Screaming can be heard backstage. All of the audience quickly exits the room. Phil leaves his interview, and runs backstage. He sees his wife, dead upon the floor. He can't tell if his eyes deceive him... OR NAW! Anyways... he looks upon his wife's body, tears rushing into his eyes. Authorities quickly arrive onto the scene. Police rush in and secure the area, as the paramedics come in and take the body away. Phil only gets one last glimpse of his wife before she is carried away. Phil drops to his knees, and cries out. "Why couldn't it have been me?!" he puts his head in his hands, and begins to cry. He looks up, and sees an... animal. It looks very similar to a donkey. The Donkey. It notices Phil seeing him, and quickly turns. He yelled; "YEET!" as he left. Phil saw a mark on his tail, the Mark of the Onion. This was no ordinary mark. It was only given to the most vicious of criminals. When people or animals defied Lord Farquaad, they were thrown into Onion Prison. Now there were 2 different parts of the jail. The regular cells, and the corrective detention. The Mark of the Onion was only given to those about to go into the electric chair. But somehow, Donkey managed to escape. "Why would Donkey want to hurt me?" Phil wondered. Phil decides it's time to get away from all this city life, and go somewhere else. He heads to his dressing room to pack his things. ABOUT A WEEK AGO!, there was another door put into Phil's dressing room, that connected to the main stage. He went through that door. On the other side, Shrek entered the main door. And that moment, would be the best of their lives.
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Peeling the Layers
FanfictionShrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.
