You were at your local TJMaxx store looking to buy some toast. Being the rational human being you were, you went out and bought it at 3 am. Afterward, you decided to shop at Hot Topic for funsies. In Hot Topic, there were no employees for some reason, but you could still get in the store. You decided to go in the back of the store because you could.
Standing in front of you was John Cena Peppa Pig. John Cena with Peppa Pig's face, to clarify. "Hello," they said, their voice a terrifying mix of John Cena and Peppa Pig's voices somehow.
Being a sane person (not me lmao) you said what any normal person would say. "What the hell."
Suddenly JCPP (John Cena Peppa Pig) started to loudly oink John Cena's theme song. You didn't really want to go deaf from that, so you ran out of the Hot Topic and went back to your house.
And that's when you heard a new voice. "hey, kid."
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Cheez-It's and Pringles: A John Cena Peppa Pig x Sans x Shrek x Reader
Short StoryIt's practically midnight and my sleep-deprived friends and I are all at a sleepover so we're gonna write this and see what happens. Swear warning...probably. And also ignore the cover please. It's an inside joke from said sleepover that none of you...
