Cheez-It's and Pringles: A John Cena Peppa Pig x Sans x Shrek x Reader

Chapter 2: Ketchup and Swamp Farts

You were approached by a short skeleton in a blue jacket, black shorts, fluffy pink slippers, and he was drinking ketchup directly from the bottle.

"What the- who are you?" you desperately demanded.

"sans. sans the skeleton," he answered nonchalantly. "what's your name, kiddo?"

"(Y/N)," you eventually answered.

"nice to meet ya." Sans took a sip of ketchup. As you wondered how he does that, you heard music softly playing. Sans must have heard it too, because he dropped the ketchup when it started to get louder. "(Y/N), ya might wanna move."

So you sidestepped really pathetically like the potato you were, when suddenly the music reached an earrape-level volume so intense you could have sworn your ears were bleeding.

"SOME-"

Your front door was destroyed as an ogre broke down the door to enter your house.

"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD..."

You covered your ears as the annoyingly loud music continued. "shrek?" Sans asked.

"Sans?" the ogre replied, with a heavy accent of some kind. "What in the name of my swamp are you doing here?"

"dunno."

The ogre - Shrek, you now knew - facepalmed. "Oh Lordy..." Shrek pointed at you. "And who are they?"

"(Y/N)," said you and Sans at the same time.

Shrek sighed. "Oka-"

And that's when John Cena Peppa Pig broke one of your windows.