"Oh God..." You groaned as soon as JCPP (John Cena Peppa Pig) entered your house through the broken window.
"OINK," oinked JCPP.
Suddenly JCPP had a stick in their hand. Nothing very threatening, just a pathetic little twig.
"What the frick?" you asked.
"Goodbye, (Y/N)." JCPP was about to fatally hit you with the stick, but Sans sent out a Gaster Blaster and Shrek used one of his swamp farts. JCPP vaporized because that's how physics works.
"welp." Sans shrugged. "we saved some random human from getting killed today."
Shrek nodded. "We need to leave now, right?"
"Leave?" you asked.
"yeah." Sans sighed. "we have to go back to our actual normal universes and lives."
"Um, okay, bye." You gave them both a wave.
Sans and Shrek left, it was now 3:46 am, and you decided to drop your toast finally and go the frick to bed.
And as you lay down in bed, your thoughts drifting away, you recalled the past half-hour's insane and chaotic events.
"I'm never shopping in Hot Topic at 3am again."
That's it.
That's the end of the story.
Maybe you enjoyed, maybe you didn't.
I honestly don't care.
And I'm so fricking tired.
I stayed up later than everyone else just to finish this.
So... Goodbye. Have a nice life or something.
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