Avengers one shots / Group Chats

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Steve:why is tony crying ?

Thor: he took one of those ' what avenger are you ' test.

Natasha: and he got war machine.

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Tony: (at a meeting)

Tony: sorry, I'm late.

Tony: I just really didn't want to come.

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Bucky: You read my diary?!

Steve: At first I didn’t realise it was a diary, just a very sad handwritten book

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Clint : you know there is many things weird happened we never expected.

Sam: yeah like who expected that there is aliens.

Tony: yeah and who expected that Steve has a filthy mouth-

Steve: (blushes)

Nat:

Clint:

Bruce:

Vision:

Everyone living creature:

Tony: (blushes)

Bucky: me-

Bucky: (bushes)

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* Tony and rhodey before tony and nat got together *

Rhodey: just tell her you are beautiful

Tony: great idea

*Later*

Tony to Nat: I'm beautiful.

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Natasha: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Clint: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Natasha: all you have to say was no

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*Natasha looking at the mirror*

Natasha: I'm so ugly...

Tony: and I'm pregnant.

Natasha:what ?

Tony: we are naming impossible things right?

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Tony: I didn't drink that much yesterday.

Steve: you were flirting with Natasha.

Tony:and? We are married.

Steve: you asked her if she was single...

Rhodey: and cried when she said no.

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Tony: I had no fears.

Clint: what if you wake up one day and you found Natasha left you for Steve.

Tony:I had one fear.

Steve:and what if you wake up one day to find Peter taller than you .

Tony: I had two fears.

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Tony:are you crying?

Peter: yeah just the onions.

Tony:what the fuck did you do to my son, NATASHA...

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Tony: I hope you two have an explanation for that .

Peter: actually we have 3.

Shuri: you can pick your favourite.

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Steve: why don't you have a boyfriend

Natasha:too busy for one, why don't you have a girlfriend.

Steve : because you are too busy.

Tony from the background:
*sad voice*

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*Steve read's loudly to the avengers*

Steve: what is the love.

Bruce: feeling for someone.

Thor: pop tarts

Loki: no mortal, love is a dagger.

Everyone:...

Natasha : no stupid, love is a waste of time, it's for children.

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Tony: so when will I survive a full 'what if' episode ?.

The what if writers: that's the neat part, you won't.

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Peter Parker's shirt was wrinky because he doesn't have an iron, man.

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Vision: *4 death since 2018*

Tony: * countless deaths*

Tony to Vision: on your left.

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Shuri to Peter: goodbye stupid 🖕.

Tony walks by:

Shuri: ✌️

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Steve: what is that voice, who is singing?

Natasha: I don't know.

Meanwhile Tony,Peter and shuri :

Tony stark, iron man ,nick fury has a plan...

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Steve:* blushing*

Steve: hey Nat.

Natasha: Hey steve

Steve: are you busy today.

Natasha: no I'm not...

Tony:*comes out of nowhere*

Tony: hey honey, you want to go out for a date .

Natasha: umm...

Steve : no it's okay, I will just go to the gym.

Tony: *making a kiss sounds to Natasha*

Tony: sorry Rogers, she is mine.

I was planning to find more but I'm really lazy and I can't, plus if you want more here is the link , this page have them all, rebloged

https://incorrect-ironfam.tumblr.com/post/658053392653058048/cause-im-back-with-a-bang-people-awkward

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