A Tale Of Does And Stags ✨

9 • Hyacinth

How Thursday went and Friday came they didn't know. But soon enough Lily and James joined their friends at the heads common room after completing their rounds at 10:45 pm.

The seven of them sat in a circle together ready to play something. Piles and piles of pumpkin pasties, treacle tart, chocolate frogs, fire whiskey and more surrounded them, courtesy of Sirius.

"So what do you suggest we play?" Asks James.

"Well, we could play truth and dare" Alice suggests.

"Isn't that the game Lily taught everyone in third year?" Peter says remembering.

"That's the one"

"Well, what are you lot waiting for? Let's play!" Sirius exclaims gulping down huge sips of fire whiskey from a nearby bottle. Typical Sirius.

"The rules are the same as last time. You answer the question asked to you honestly and do the dare you're told. And if you wish to pass the question or dare you'll have to spin and kiss whoever the bottle lands upon. As simple as that." Lily explains keeping Sirius' now empty bottle in the middle of the circle to spin.

Lily opens her mouth to ask who'll go first but before any sound could come out of her throat Sirius screams like a little girl that he should be the one to go first, to which Lily rolls her eyes.

"Remi-poo!! Truth or dare?"

Remus knew choosing dare when it was Sirius was a terrible idea. "Truth"

"Ugh." Sirius groaned just like he always did when someone chose truth. " Okay, Remi-poo would you mind telling me and prongs what happened in fifth year when both our hair turned bright pink for a whole week?!"

"Er- erm, well..." Remus said glancing at Lily and then finally speaking "that was er- Lily's doing... Although I might have helped very slightly." He said a grin making its way to his features at the thought of that glorious week.

Both James and Sirius gasped at the revelation.

"How could you do that to us Lils!!" James said bringing his hand up to his heart in mock hurt. "I'm deeply hurt"

"Oh, shut up. You know you deserved it" she said smiling.

"But how did our perfect Lily flower play a prank on pranksters!!" Exclaimed Sirius, to which Lily, Marlene and Remus laughed.

"Oh, you don't know me." Said lily smirking. "I've played way more than just one prank"

"Remember that time in second year when James had fleas and Sirius kept him at least 2-metre distance from him..." Said Marlene laughing hysterically.

"That was you!!"

"And the one in fourth year where you guys couldn't walk for five minutes whenever a professor saw you"

"Oh Merlin, you got at least 5 detentions that week!!"

"Oh and the time when you were skinny dipping in the black lake and all your clothes disappeared and you had to stay in the chilly water until Remus came looking for you!!"

"They were all awesome. But my favourite one was the time, you just couldn't say anything without singing and everyone eventually just came up to you asking to sing random stuff. That was so hilarious!!"

"And Humiliating!" James and Sirius say blushing. "You're just so damn rude"

Everyone laughed for another few minutes before resuming their game.

"Ok, Alice."

"Umm... Dare!"

"I dare you to go outside and slap the first person you see screaming the lyrics of whatever song that comes to your mind"

"Oh, Merlin. Please don't be a professor" Alice said standing up her fingers crossed.

And all the kids went to the portrait hole watching as Alice looked around for someone to slap.
Within a few minutes, they saw a figure sneakily walking in their direction. And as the boy came closer they saw that he was the Ravenclaw boy Marlene had dated in fourth year. And they waited excitedly for the fun to start.

And when the guy was close enough Alice readied herself and slapped the boy across the face right before singing "Can anybody find me Somebody to love? Yeah" and running away leaving the boy stunned holding his cheek where Alice had hit him.

"Oh, I feel so bad!! That was extremely rude..." Alice says as everyone in the room bursts out laughing after closing the portrait hole.

"Don't worry. I'm sure he'll get over it"

"Marls"

"Dare. Obvs"

"Eat all the weird flavours of Bertie Bott's Every Flavoured beans"

"Pfft. Easy. Give it to me" Marlene said opening the packet putting a green bean in her mouth.

"Ugh. Ew. Puke" "socks" "what is that? Grass?" "Aaargh!! It's chilli. Gimme that butterbeer!!!"
And after a few more reactions from Marlene, the game continued.

"Jaaames" she said in a sing-song voice. Which only meant one thing - trouble. Uh oh.

"Erm..." James said pondering on what to choose. "Dare?" He said coming out as more of a question than an answer.

"Great. I dare you tooooo...." Marlene says and for a second he was sure that she was going to tell him to do something like seven minutes in heaven with Lily, and ruin their newly found friendship.

But luckily Marlene had had something else in her mind, which did involve getting him in Lily's knickers but... In a slightly different way.

"I Dare you to wear a girls' set of underwear," Marlene says giggling. "And show it off"

"What....?!" James exclaims as a light blush rises to his cheeks. "I-I... Where will I even find that?!!?"

"From Lily," Marlene says as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Wha-what!" Lily questions her friend. "Why me??"

"Well, Lils we aren't in our dorms right now remember? Yours is the only accessible clothing right now."

"Ugh. Whatever." Lily says before standing up and going into her room. Returning with a bra and underwear.

James leaves to change and comes out as before. Lily was going to question it but she stopped as James started to remove his clothes.

He raised his shirt slightly, revealing his beautiful toned and that got Lily starting just like last time before she shook her head and looked back at him. James soon stood in just a bra and underwear, feeling extremely embarrassed yet intended on completing the dare.

Soon enough he started posing shamelessly. Making everyone else in the room laugh like crazy. Sirius soon brought a camera to save this extremely amazing moment to taunt him later.

"Nooo! Sirius!! James shrieked covering himself as soon as he noticed what his friend was planning.

But too late. No matter how hard James tried to hide Sirius had already taken wonderful masterpieces of James posing in Lily's underwear.

And this was going to get a hell load of laughs later.

And by the next half-hour, they were all too drunk to play anymore so they all went to sleep one after the other in the common room.