Waluigi arc part 6: The Mario Carnival

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Hello everyone! I told you there would be a double publish! So please enjoy this story and again I'm sorry IF the script does not make sense because this is my first time writing a fanfiction but with that settled, let's GOO- *dissapears*

It begun at Bob's carnival, where Bob was advertising all the gifts that they can get

Bob: StEp RiGhT uP! sTeP rIgHt Up! LoOk At AlL tHe GiFtS yOu CaN wIn At BoB's CaRnIvAl! IT'lL kNoCk YoUr TiTs OfF!

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The one he wanted to get was the legendary Eggman football! But it cost 100,000 tickets

Mario: WHAT?! Why is it so expensive?!

Bob: Ah, I sEe YoU lAiD yOuR eYeS oN tHiS mYsTiCaL fOoTbAlL aRtIfAcT, oNe Of ThE rAiReSt ItEmS tO oFfEr At bOb'S CaRnIvAl!

Mario: How does Mario even get tickets? All I have is this crappy cash from Princess Peach's savings.

But the camera is focusing on the money

Mario: (muffled)man...Mario just wants to play with that sexy football

Bob: SwEeT bAbY jEsUs, DoN't WoRrY, yOu WiLl SoOn Be MiNe!

Mario: Uh...what did you just say?...

UhM- nOtHiNg, AnYwAy So YoU wAnt A pRiZe HuH? BoB's CaRnIvAl HaS a BuNcH oF cRaZy GaMeS yOu CaN pLaY! LoOk At AlL tHiS rIgGeD-eRr I mEaN fUn AtTrAcTiOnS! aNd If YoUr LuCkY eNoUgH, yOu CaN wIn SoMe BoB tIcKeTs

Mario: Wow! Mario can play games AND win prizes

Bob: DoN't FoRgEt To SpEnD AlL yOuR mOnEy! WeLl TiMe To ReStOcK. (Dives into dumpster) HaHaHa! ThEsE wIlL mAkE gReAt PrIzEs! He He He ScAmMiNg BuIsNeSs HaS bEeN sO eAsY sInCe WaLuIgI wEnT cRaZy AnD mArIo DiSsApEaReD!

Mario went to a tossing game with Smg4 there too

Smg4: AHHHHHHH!

Bob: Ah So ClOsE! cOmE oN! tHaT oNe JuSt MiSsEd! WoW, yOu ThRoW lIkE a LiTtLe BiTcH!

Mario: What? Bob? How'd you get here so fast!

Bob: I aM omNiPoTeNt

Mario: Okeh

Smg4: ARGH! I NEED THOSE TICKETS!

He placed another bunch of money on the counter

Smg4: GIVE ME ANOTHER 700!!

Bob: WiTh PlEsSuRe! TrY nOt To Be So PaThEtIc ThIs TiMe..

Smg4 loaded ALL the rings in the gun but they all missed

Bob: HoLy Sh*T, YoU sHoOt LiKe A bItCh AsWeLl

Smg4: WHAT THE HELL!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

Mario: Hey!... I think that fan there is blowing away all the rings...

Oh uh...

Smg4:...What....A FAN!?!?

He was about to do something illegal to Bob

Smg4: Bob....this game isn't rigged...isn't it!?!?

Bob: AyE, uHm, UhM, hEy LoOk! BeCaUsE yOu TrIeD sO hArD, yOu,Ve WoN 10 WhOlE tIcKeTs :D

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