The New Guy (Ranboo x Reader)

Chapter 3: The Internet: Part 1- Introduction & YouTube

"Then let's get right into it."

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You watch in anticipation as Ranboo pulls out his phone from his jacket's pocket, not knowing what to expect.

"So the first thing we need to do is properly welcome you to the internet. I have just the song for that, too" he says, and you tilt your head to the side in curiosity. As the beginning of the song plays, you can't help but smile.

Welcome to the internet~

You already know you're gonna like it thanks to the tune so you start swaying to it.

Have a look around~

You don't notice as Ranboo subconsciously stares in your direction, a slight blush forming on his cheeks, but thankfully, not even he notices it.

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found~

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse

You open your eyes and raise an eyebrow at the lyrics. That was not what you were expecting at all... As the lyrics play, you hear Alexis humming along to the song.

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first~

You smile brightly at that, knowing you were in for a treat. There's probably so much content to get hooked on and you were beyond excited.

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous woman's feet?

You can't help but giggle, wondering if the world of the internet actually had famous women's feet for goodness' sake. That line has just got to be an over exaggeration, right?

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test haha

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest~

You subconsciously nod, facing the phone, still swaying to the beat. Ranboo chuckles beside you and Alexis is full out singing by now. You raise an eyebrow and chuckle slightly, shaking your head as you listen to the rest of the song.

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage~

We've got a million different ways to engage~!

Your eyes are wide with anticipation. There's really that much on the internet!? Your attention is kept as the song plays, waiting for just how much more there may be.

Welcome to the internet~! Put your cares aside

Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a 9 year old who died~

We've got movies, and doctors, and fantasy spoooorts~

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking eachother, welcome to the internet!

Your eyes widen as you look up at Ranboo who nods back to the phone, signaling that that kind of content was indeed found on the internet. Alexis is giggling about it in front of you.

Hold on to your socks

'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

Your breath hitches at that, slowly looking up to a laughing Ranboo with wide eyes. "Does this really happen!?" He nods, wheezing and not able to talk.