TAEKOOK ONESHOTS

🖕 My Lover

"If you're reading this, I'm probably on the plane already. I'm really sorry Taehyung. I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry if I'm such a coward...."

Taehyung heard an airplane and he looked up.

He showed his middle finger to the plane and screamed.
"FUCK YOU JEON JUNGKOOK"

Jungkook just left to go to New York without telling Taehyung.

Taehyung cried.
"Fuck you Jeon Jungkook....."
"WaAaaaAAaaaa"
And he cried like a baby.

"Here, Mr. Jeon"

Taehyung heard his bodyguard say beside him.

"Don't call me that. I'm no longer a Jeon. Just call me Taehyung. I'm filing divorce if ever he comes back" Taehyung took the handkerchief that was offered by his bodyguard.

"Don't say that, Sir Taehyung. You know he loves you, right? He just didn't want to see you like this. Crying because he's going far away"

Taehyung looked at his bodyguard. "Why are you so nosy?? Just mind your own business" Taehyung said in a sassy way.

"You know Taehyung, I'm not just your bodyguard, right?" Namjoon, Taehyung's guard, reminded him.

"Shut up" Taehyung complained. Namjoon just scratched the back of his head while Taehyung continued to cry and complain about his husband.

After 2 weeks

Jungkook arrived home to Taehyung making himself a hot chocolate drink.

"I'm home~" Jungkook said with a singing tone. He's definitely in a good mood.

Taehyung didn't even bother to look at his husband who's at the doorway, currently removing his shoes, coat, and his scarf.

"I'm home~!" Jungkook repeated, with a louder voice this time but still with a humming tone.

He finally got everything off of him and he hurriedly went to Taehyung who's at the kitchen counter.

He chuckled seeing that his husband is still sulking.

He back hugged Taehyung, tightly by the waist. Taehyung only continued to wait for his chocolate drink to cool down a little, standing still with an emotionless face.

"Taehyungieee~ I'm homeeee~" Jungkook said, his mouth just besides Taehyung's ear.

He kissed Taehyung's neck multiple times but to no avail.

He plopped his chin on taehyung's shoulder, pouting.

"where's my welcome home kisses?"

'No Taehyung. He left you without saying goodbye, ok?? And he didn't contact you for two weeks. No. Just no' Taehyung thought to himself, mentally shaking his head.

Taehyung removed Jungkook's arms from his waist. It was hard to do, of course but he somehow managed to do so.

He got his chocolate drink and went in the living room, sitting on the couch. And of course, Jungkook followed him, looking like a lost puppy.

He sat besides Taehyung and immediately hugged him.

"Taehyungie.... I'm sorry.." Jungkook's eyes teared up.

'What the heck is wrong with this guy??' Taehyung thought the moment he heard Jungkook's voice trembling.

"Ok ok. Everything is fine now, ok? Stop crying" Taehyung rolled his eyes while sitting up, getting the remote to watch Squid Game and putting down his mug on the table placed in front of the couch.

Jungkook lifted Taehyung's arm and buried his head in Taehyung's armpit.

'so weird tch' Taehyung thought, currently on the way to play Squid Game.

A few minutes passed and Jungkook's still in the comfort of Taehyung's armpit when he heard Taehyung mutter "wow, that circle guy sure is hot"

Jungkook immediately sat up.

"What did you just say?" Jungkook asked Taehyung who was avoiding eye contact.

'What the fudge- I thought he was sleeping??' Taehyung nervously moved his eyes around, avoiding eye contact with Jungkook.

"I just said that the character is hot..?" Taehyung said or more like asked gesturing to the television.

Jungkook raised an eyebrow, squinting his eyes at his husband.
'did he just call another man hot?'.
"Play that scene again"

"Wews, ok" and Taehyung played the scene of that one hot guy revealing his face and then getting killed.

"He's dead anyways-" Taehyung was cut off by Jungkook stomping up to their room.

'No. I'm not going to follow and comfort him. I just complimented an actor? What's wrong with that??' Taehyung crossed his arms and shook his head.

In their room

Jungkook changed clothes and layed down on their bed.

"Taehyuuuuuung, why would you do that?? Why would you compliment another man? That's just not....

Arghhhh" Jungkook frustratedly screamed at his poor pillow.

Taehyung knocked at the door before going inside.

He saw Jungkook sulking, laying on their bed, facing away from the door or more like from Taehyung.

Taehyung layed down besides Jungkook and hugged him from the back.

"Jungkook, you know you're the hottest man I've ever seen, right? You're the only man I'd ever love. You know that right?" Taehyung asked in the sweetest voice possible.

'I'm supposed to be the one sulking but WHATEVER TCH' Taehyung thought.

"Of course I know that. It's just that, I don't like you complimenting other men and even women. I even saw you posting about that female model in that Squid game thingy.

You just need me. I'm the only one you should compliment especially for being hot" Jungkook faced Taehyung and pouted.

'Why did I even marry this guy? And did he just stalk me?'

"yeah....yeah" Taehyung kissed Jungkook's pout away.

Jungkook then suddenly got on top of Taehyung.

"Can I?" Jungkook asked with an innocent smile.

Taehyung rolled his eyes but still smiled.

"Of course, my silly husband"

And the next day, you could say that Jungkook took care of Taehyung the whole day because he couldn't really walk.

The divorce Taehyung was talking about?
Nah, that's just impossible.