TAEKOOK ONESHOTS

WE'RE HERE TOO YAKNOW??

Taekook don't notice that they make their friends feel bitter because they are too lost in their own world

They show too much affection in public

"Jin hyung, am I the only one who wonders if we're literally just a hallucination?" Jhope asked Jin.

"No, all five of us wonder the same thing" Jin answered.

All five of them are currently looking at Taehyung and Jungkook who are too busy in their own world to notice their hyungs.

Jungkook was leaning on Taehyung's shoulder, his arms around Taehyung's waist. And Taehyung is leaning his head on Jungkook's head.

Taehyung was on his phone and Jungkook is just watching his boyfriend scroll down on Instagram.

It was all fine until Taehyung heart a certain post.

Jungkook suddenly sat up and Taehyung looked at him for a second before going back to scrolling in his phone.

"Taehyung" Jungkook said firmly.

"Hmm?"

"Why did you heart that post?"

"Because I like the picture?"

Jungkook raised an eyebrow. "A picture of a man with his upper body naked?? You like that??"

"Jungkook, it's not like that, I heart a lot of posts, right? I heart almost everything"

"But-
But that was a man, yaknow? A man with his abs showing...." Jungkook said as he looked down with a pout, sad.

Taehyung cooed at Jungkook and side hugged him, in an attempt to comfort him.

"Jungkook, don't worry, ok? Even though I heart other people's posts, you're the only one I have in my heart ok?" Taehyung assured the sulking Jungkook.

The two of them didn't hear it but their hyungs actually said loud ews.

"But that man had abs...." Jungkook said in a quiet voice.

"Jungkook, you have abs too"

"Yeah, but what if his is sexier than mine? What if you like his abs more than mine?" Jungkook teared up while thinking about Taehyung liking another man's abs more than his.

Taehyung wiped his tears and held Jungkook's face using both of his hands. He made Jungkook look at him straight in the eyes.

"Jungkook, your abs are the sexiest. Nothing can beat them. And I don't have the audacity to like other men when my boyfriend is this hot?!" Taehyung exclaimed, he meant every word he said.

"Really?" Jungkook asked, with his doe eyes.

"Yes."

"Ok" and then Jungkook pulled Taehyung by the waist into a long passionate kiss.

And they hugged.

And the hyungs witnessed all of this.

"Disgastang"

"Wtf was that"

"Dramatic much?"

"I can't-"

"I mean- this always happens-??"

"Cringe"

"I'm happy for them but wtf?? Just why? Why they always gotta make us feel like this? Huhu"