STUFF I WRITE ._.

Intro

My special editor shall take over an give her 'special' a message... All I got to say... This is me basically writing random stuff of what I feel, think of... Yah... So cheesey and the same thing for every author who does stuff like this... I'll probs return later.... Dear Kitkat... Take over please...

Well, heeeellooo! I'm KitKat! *waves like a drowning chicken* Um, I have no idea how to do italics on this, where is the slanted I? But I digress, this story can not in any way be copied or reproduced without the verbal and written consent of the author and editor.(cus ya know, she gets some ideas from me) This means people, that unless she tells you and signs a paper and all that stuff you are not legally allowed to take her work. Understood? If you plagarize(which we can hopefully trust you not to) I will take a dull butter knife or a spoon (if I'm lazy I'll just use my machete or chainsaw), and cut ur abdomen open, violently rip out your intestines(yes both of them), take a selfie holding them, use them as a jump rope, then sew you back together and then I will repeat the process until you beg for me to finish you off. (Sorry if that was a tiny bit morbid) #sorrynotsorry. Well now that the warning portion of the message is over with, thanks for taking a look and I hope you like the story.(Don't worry the stories aren't full of violence and torture)

So there's my lovely best friend. She's my editor. My cousin (yes, my cousin). My best friend before anyone else... WE ARE PARTNERS IN CRIME! Though our other cousin Zachy is her best friend for life before me...

SO WE A TRIO OF MISCHIEF!

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Yah dear, if we had a flashback for our trip of bestfriend/cousin I was the third wheel... The odd one out... *tears of sadness* so unfortunate right? Lol anyways, the past is the past, >insert lion king quote< we over that matter...

Bro we tight, forevs,

there ain't no stopping us!

Back to the point...

What was the point...??

Oh! YAH! NO STEALING ANY IDEAS WHATSOEVER! NOR MAY YOU ADAPT ANY IDEAS FROM MY ORIGINAL STORIES! NADA! ZIP! NAW WAY BUDDY! NOPE! NOPE! NEVER... Trust me you do not want a penguin curse on you... ((It's a very bad curse... Don't want it... Trust the tree dragon))

and I stick to Kitkat's threats too..

I quote: "If you plagarize... a dull butter knife or a spoon [will be taken and used to] cut ur abdomen open, violently rip out your intestines (yes both of them), take a selfie holding them, use them as a jump rope, then sew you back together.... [Then] repeat the process until..."

Basically repeat the bloody procedure until any of those copykats beg to be killed of already that live the nightmare of blood. To which, I add on to my cousin's threat... You will be sewed back, but the most disgusting way possible. At the end of that, when all the stitched heal in the most irregular way, the idea-stealer will be transformed into a bloody ugly penguin.... And so whoever dealt with these unfortunate events will follow the course of the Penguin Curse, they become followers stuck on a desert. In the end, you live forever on a desert as a penguin filled with pain and blood occasionally gushing off ur birdy feathers. Definitely not sorry if this happens to you... It was warned...

I think we'll put that whole threat on a book if we ever write one... Though I should publish Kitkat's Zombie/Survival like story...

Ohkay now I haven't even explain what this story is.. Cuz KitKat didn't exactly explain it... *sigh*

So here you have all our thoughts in chapters... Jotts, nonsense, whatnots, ideas, rants, narratives of how the day went, how the week went.... Or an adventure of a made up character... Or even school essays (if we are that bored). You know what, we can even post sing lyrics if the days seems musical.

And when we do author notes of such...

I (the double battery/tree_dragon) will be bolded and what ever Kitkat says will be in italics:

->"Hello to you and me and everyone!!!~~"

->"Well, heeeellooo! I'm KitKat! *waves like a drowning chicken* Um, I have no idea how to do italics on this, where is the slanted I?"

And are ya'll ready for Avengers: Age of Ultron????

Sooooo... VOTE, COMMENT AND SHARE TO UR BUDDIES!

I still want to say more...

What else is there to explain... Please tell us dears! Don't leave us hanging, not knowing what you demanding people want...

Omg u guys will so enjoy that third chapter! 😂😂 XD

I'll probs tell more info and clear things up as I add more chapters and whatzits...

¿Estas bien?

You good?

Ayos ka ba?

Tibi bene?

OUR-STUFF:

>> https://sites.google.com/site/1hello2me/home?overridemobile=true

>>https://m.youtube.com/user/Apples2aco

>>https://plus.google.com/+AndreanaAquino

>> ...

Yah... They're all sucky stuff... Sorry.. My sites aren't the professional type you'd be in awe of... And cousin doesn't even have a thing yet...

((Three week later, I add a song that was very catchy and Kitkat dearie was singing... -so out of the blue 😁😆- It's really catchy you should listen to it!! now toodles! My sis has a partay! and im not invited 😭😭 bibi! 5/3/15))