Hey hello. We are alive. And I am doing much better. Failed a couple tests, kinda went in a spiral, but all good now. Have some pure crack.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS-"
"TENSEI LANGUAGE!" Nemuri interrupted, "There are children here!"
"-MADE THE DECISION TO FUCKING NOT TELL ME, THAT TWO OF MY BEST FREINDS WERE ADOPTING KIDS, AND I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW?!" Tensei ranted, totally ignoring Nemuri.
Yamada began slowly backing away as Tensei had his attention on Nemuri, unfortunately for him, this caused Tensei to snap his head over to Yamada.
"YOU BITCH! YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE!" Tensei screeched and Hizashi took off running, Shouta and Nemuri following after with Tensei in pursuit.
The three siblings and Izuku looked at each other confused while the house was suddenly turned into a mad racetrack.
"LOOK! WE WERE GOING TO TELL YOU BUT THEN THE YOU KINDA ALMOST DIED AND THEN WE DIDN'T WANT TO LIKE SHOCK YOU TO DEATH AND THEN WE JUST KEPT PUTTING IT OFF WHICH WOULD HAVE MADE IT MORE AWKWARD TO TELL YOU SO I'M SORRRYYYYY" Hizashi wailed, diving to hide under the couch. Unfortunately for Hizashi, this only worked partially as Hizashi's legs were exposed.
Tensei let out a triumphant cheer and stopped in front of the couch while the two adopted poses of cringy martial art movies. Tensei grabbed Hizashi's legs, and used his quirk to yank the man backwards. (lol just go with it)
As soon as Hizashi was no longer under the couch, all four adults, even Aizawa, burst into laughter, all converging on Tensei.
"You guys know I couldn't possibly stay mad at y'all, none of us could." Tensei snorted, ruffling Hizashi's hair, "I do expect lots of reimbursement for being left out of the know." Tensei looked expectantly at all three of them, and they all nodded with differing degrees of enthusiasm.
Izuku and the siblings watched in silence, all of them somewhat used to weird interactions. Fuyumi was the only one that seemed mildly concerned and not knowing what to do. The sound of a throat being cleared brought all of their attention to the front door.
Iida was standing where the door had been left open when Tensei barreled through the door.
"Smaller larger Exit Sign Iida?" Gaara narrowed his eyes and Kankuro sighed.
"Ka- I mean Gaara?" Iida asked, confused, and his eyes landed on Izuku, "Mid- I mean Izuku?" Iida looked helplessly over to Tensei, "Isn't this Uncle Aizawa and Uncle Yamada's house?"
"Kid," Shota sighed, "As I have been telling you for years, Shota and Hizashi are just fine, better actually, and yes. This is our house."
"But-" Iida gestured to the siblings and Izuku and Shota gestured to them as well, making it clear he wouldn't be explaining.
"My turn to explain," Kankuro declared, standing up, "So. Long story short our father went from being a shit parent to being a dead shit parent and bam! We got two not-shit guardians. Yada yada yada, things happened, and bam! We now have two not-shit dads!" Kankuro nodded, pleased with himself.
Temari sighed, "I am sure you don't have any questions because that was a great explanation."
"Actually I do," Iida started before being cut off by his brother.
"Well anyways, time to meet my niblings!" Tensei clapped his hands together before looking over at the highschoolers, "Wait, Nemuri said there were only three of you, is ther-"
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Damaged Not Broken (TodoGaar a Naruto and BNHA Crossover)
FanfictionGaara and his family are part of the bnha universe. His father was a pro hero, and his siblings are twins and a couple years older than him. Read on as Gaara deals with his emotional trauma as he tries to make it as a hero in a world that already...
