Chaos and Bloodshed | SW/MCU Oneshots

YOU'VE BEEN LOKI'D AGAIN

Obi-Wan stepped into the village, bracing himself for the horrors he'd find. 

He didn't find much. 

All he found was an astromech unit, repeatedly slamming into the wall. And of course, a few burning houses. Actually, not a few. The entire village was on fire. The stragglers - who'd died horrible deaths - were all gone by now. Men, women, children...

He didn't find anything else, though.

And finally, he made it to a dead end. A closed-in area, alight with flames. Probably a trap. Yep, definitely a trap. He'd walked right into it, and though he could just turn around and run back into the village, he felt he'd find more here.

What, he didn't know. However, he definitely wasn't expecting a man with heavy metal legs and a tattooed upper-half to emerge from the rubble, flames lighting his face.

He recognized that man. 

The Sith Lord, alive. 

Maul, in the flesh.

Well, half flesh.

As he glared down at Obi-Wan from his place atop the wreckage, his expression turned from a snarl to a grin of pure ecstasy and as he called out "YOU'VE BEEN LOKI'D AGAIN!", laughing and cackling as Obi-Wan took an unintentional step back, horrified by the words he'd been hearing in his nightmares, all these years- 

As he moved to turn back, he ran into something. A wall, perhaps? 

No, he was sure there was no wall behind him. What could it be?

He peeked behind his shoulder, catching sight of a growling, twisted face. Savage.

The larger Zabrak grabbed Obi-Wan's shoulders, keeping him in place. With a jostled groan, he turned his head forward to watch Maul. However, he needn't look very far; Maul stood there, eyes boring into his, so close Obi-Wan could smell his fowl breath as he giggled like a possessed toddler.

And all Obi-Wan heard was "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT, YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT! LOKI'D!" before the world went dark.