Chaos and Bloodshed | SW/MCU Oneshots

Call in the GAR

this one is all over the place but i just don't have the will to rewrite it

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As more Chitauri descended on the city, Fury watched. Finally, he made a decision. 

"No, Hill," Fury said, stopping her before she could contact the government or anyone else who was too dense to get the job done.

"Sir? Who will assist the Avengers?" She asked. 

Fury smirked. "Call in the GAR. Call in... the 212th." 

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The flight to Earth was... well, an interesting one. 

In the cockpit, Kenobi and Skywalker bickered relentlessly. 

"I've heard that they're primitive. They haven't even mastered space travel yet! Why aren't we helping them with that, they could fight their own battles!" Anakin argued. 

"Maybe they're just... a bit slow!" Obi-Wan retorted, and Anakin groaned.

"You're just saying that to be contrary!" 

"Well, your point is very debatable, I can tell you that." 

"Oh, oh yeah, I bet." 

Observing the argument stood Ahsoka, Plo-Koon and Commander Cody. Ahsoka facepalmed and groaned. Plo-Koon still stood, hands clasped behind his back, seeming more amused than anything. Cody felt like he was invading Obi-Wan and Anakin's privacy, watching them bicker like a married couple. 

"I'm going to go... rally the men," Cody told Master Plo, slipping into the hallway.

Plo nodded, "Very good, Commander," and turned back to shamelessly continue watching.

"Why did Windu call us in for this, anyways?" Anakin complained.

"You seem very reluctant about helping this people, considering you insisted on coming along."

"What does that mean?"

"I mean to remind you that Master Windu specifically called the 212th in." 

"Oh, yeah, and I wasn't invited?" Anakin rolled his eyes. "If that's the case, then why is Master Plo here, too?"

"I asked to come along," Plo-Koon answered, "I'd like to learn more about these people. They are from another galaxy, after all. They could be a unique species." 

"Well, according to the reports from Master Windu that I've been reading, they're just a bunch of humans! All of them!" Anakin yelled. He looked even more stressed than before; Plo assumed he'd been going over these facts in his head over and over for hours now.

Obi-Wan muttered, "You're a human, Anakin."

"I've heard that there could be some lizard people mixed in there," Ahsoka interjected.  

Plo ignored them. "What about the flora and fauna?" 

"Literally just less evil versions of ours!" 

"Culture?"

"EXACTLY THE SAME."

"How can that be possible?" Ahsoka asked, furrowing her brow aloud.

"I DON'T KNOW, SNIPS, YOU ASK THEM!" 

"God lost his creative streak when he was making you guys," Robert Downey Jr., the Earth ambassador, mumbled from a random spinny chair in the back corner of the cockpit.

"You shut up," Anakin warned. RDJ, as they called him, put his hands up in the air in mock surrender, gliding back around to face the corner. 

"Anakin, you shouldn't be so rude to the ambassador, he's our guest," Obi-Wan groaned, tucking his arms inside the sleeves of his robes.