The Only Demon I Believe in is Myself

Problems

"Can you not smoke around me?" The woman I assume to be Katelyn asked. "This is the only window that opens." I flicked the ash into the tray. "Can't you wait?" She placed her shirt over her face. "no I cant, but if it bothers you so much you can leave." I told her and she got up harshly closing the door.

Jason walked in laying out on the couch "don't piss Katelyn off or we all have to face her wrath." he said looking up. "Who watched cooking shows when Godzilla's on the other channel?" I asked offering him one. "She's different but so are you." He grabbed my lighter and leaned back blowing the smoke from his mouth.

"I know ,but Jesus. How is Pablo married to her?" I asked not really looking for a response. "Well your becoming friends with us so she's probably jealous." He admitted. "Okay, I have a few bottles of Jack in my bag lets all get wasted." I put the bud out and looked down at him. "okay, sucks for Pablo. I'll grab your bag." he stood up and walked out the trail of smoke following him.

Everyone walked in except Katelyn who was probably watching Pablo drive . "Damn I was wondering why your bag was so damn heavy." Alex laughed. I pulled out the four large bottles and passed them out. I held on to the last one and tore the seal off throwing my head back before passing it.

"Okay who's the most sober?" Dan asked. Jason rose his hand "go get beers." he stood up and walked out leaving the door open. "Is this all you guys do?" I asked "yeah, pretty much. get drunk, get high, play music, and bang chicks" Dan laughed. "Basic rockstars" I felt a cold wet bottle on my lap and unscrewed the lid.

"Let's see who drops out first." Jason said putting a twenty in the cup holder. Everyone contributed to it "and now it begins put on Its Always Sunny. Every time they insult see you drink for 10 seconds." As soon as it started playing a shorter man with barely any hair called the blonde woman a stupid bird.

I wasn't sure who she was so I just looked around and everyone had a bottle to their lips. "take the rest of yours, for not going on time." Dan laughed. I managed to chug the entire thing but I was done. "don't puke on the carpet." David warned. I got up and started to kinda stumble into a wall. "where's the bathroom." I asked turning back and Alex was right behind me. He opened a door to my right and helped me in. "you look pretty drunk." He laughed. I sat on the towel covered floor. "I'm smaller and haven't been drinking as long as you guys." I defended emptying my stomach into the off white toilet.

He gathered my hair back and held it while patting my back. I wiped my mouth and flushed it. "You okay?" He asked I nodded and he helped me up. when I got back to the room I took of my t shirt and pulled on Alex's sweatshirt. "nice tits" Dan winked and Alex flipped him off. "thanks" I pulled the blanket from my feet to cover me and rested my head on Alex's lap.